Sometimes I think I'm done learning about all the white boys and I can't possibly learn about another new one so this is definitely the max I will ever expect myself to acknowledge and then like clockwork some kid crawls out of the woodwork like "Hi I'm Crasher Orkney and I love to golf. Witness me."
Next thing I know I'm squinting at a blurry offseason group shot of twelve identical dudes in backwards hats that has inexplicably come across my socials and I'm just like oh sweet Crasher caught a big fish
