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higher than heaven, lower than hell pronouns are idk/you/decide pfp by @steamed.eggs on tik tok

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I think it's important to note I only post when I'm high

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I headcanon Honey is a bear shifter

I just think it's really cute and funny

I imagine them as someone who is pretty big, plus guy/honey are angel/david flipped or swapped or whatever,

little menace/big shifter trope

Guy being a little shit and Honey just shifts and (very gently) puts a single paw on his chest

Literally bear hugs him when they can't take the rambling

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Darlin' says "My Sam" a lot in a really soft voice

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Hey sexy, your cellulite is ✨️mwah✨️ 💋🤌❤️ you got dimples on ya booty and that's cute af + all dimples require daily kisses 😘

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Angel tries to sound like David (its very bad) while calling him "Angel" all the time

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There is something inherently queer and trans about de(a)mons. They're formless so I feel like they wouldn't really have the ridged binary sex=gender like we have. I feel like the concept of genders was something foreign and very human. And it was just adopted over time as the two peoples(?) became more dependent on each other

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Wish I could record my thoughts

Robots will see today's technology in museums and talk about when their mother species (humans) still ruled them

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Just realized that the reason I always refer to my self as "we" is because I'm always talking to a crowd.

I am always performing. Sometimes I even stop what I'm doing to redo it differently until I am satisfied with the result.

Sometimes its exhausting, and awful. And sometimes it's a good attention, warm in a way.

Then of course there's the thrill of the spotlight.

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January is the Monday of the year

Just feels like one big monday

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I just listened to an ad that said you'd take 6 million breaths during a pregnancy.

Now IF that is true, than that puts some shit into perspective.

I have trouble comprehending large numbers but you breath a lot.

What I'm trying to say is billionaires have more money than you can breathe in 9 months

By a lot

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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Thinking about the intimacy of butter knives

I'm just a peasant boy scraping out the last of the jam with my knife I used to cut my bread

And now we have a little baby knife just for spreading butter

Sober edit: I have no idea how butter knifes came to be

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If it's called adult humor why do we consider it childish?

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Gonna start calling my clit a micro penis to fuck with gender norms

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Cutest proposal idea ever if you (like me) worry to much about gifts. I like having at least a list.

You plan the proposal, you get a ring box, do everything you would've, except buying a ring.

Then when you pull out that little velvet box and open it, ask "[name] will you go ring shopping with me?"

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Just learned that my first favorite porn star came out as trans.

She's dictator and actress Lucy Hart and she's pretty cool

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Lmao I meant director