Dirty Pretty Things

"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of high flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams..."

[unusual-suspects]

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[mamiaztec]

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[actiiasluna-deactivated20250103]

[batbetbitbotbut]

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

[ceruleanheaven]

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

[museify]

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[ophelia-is-not-okay]

that fatherly urge to have zero accountability and abandon everything ♡

[pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

how write book?

[cargopantsman]

like that but more

[anais-ninja-bitch]

oh noooooo

[quotemadness]

“You can’t spend your whole life holding the door open for people and then being angry they didn’t thank you. Nobody asked you to hold the fucking door.”

— Orange is the New Black (via quotemadness)

[curseworm]

(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

[cherubg1rl]

[vympr]

pregnancy is literally a state of mind like you could get pregnant by meditating long enough

[wreakit]

mary magdalene trying to defend that other mary in the group chat

[surrealpetals]