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- Ernest Hemingway

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Hollywood Walk of Fame this morning.

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today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

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Should’ve stuck to the status quo

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the mike wazowski BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT!!!!!!! reaction pic is the new official image of the bernie sanders campaign. it’s the new barack obama Hope poster

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me: I don't want to get out of bed. I'm not getting out, srsly fuck school. I'm staying home today.

me: *gets out of bed and goes to school*

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10 time grammy winner adele eating raw wheatgrass at jamba juice

some nerd: if you stop eating refined sugars for a while it changes your whole palate. you'll start to notice the natural sweetness of baby carrots, or whole wheat bread!

me: *pouring chocolate-covered potato chips into my mouth* that's real fucking neato

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I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

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j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)