I know I never post anymore. Don't even browse much these days. But the last goddamn thing I expected to see while scrolling through on a whim was my goddamn high school homeroom teacher asking me for money on the dash.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@highfunctioning-fuckup
I know I never post anymore. Don't even browse much these days. But the last goddamn thing I expected to see while scrolling through on a whim was my goddamn high school homeroom teacher asking me for money on the dash.
@thetallblacknerd
This haunts my tag
Mwahahahaha!
@ttbngaming #neverforget
I never do
This is the first note I've gotten in weeks that wasn't from a goddamn porn bot and seeing this again has me laughing so fucking hard.
Do you still get shit for preferring to date women over a certain height?
But also this is where I am in life so maybe I shouldn't be too proud
Maybe the $2.96 bottle of wine I got from Wal-Mart tonight is making me feel a bit militant tonight or something, but all of a sudden I'm feeling a really immense amount of pride for being a black woman who attended a private school in Montgomery, Alabama that was originally founded as a segregation school, born to a black man who was born in Montgomery, Alabama during the Civil Rights Movement.
Unrelated, but I went to high school with the soda stream girl and even though I don't remember much about her other than some theater stuff (she might have played one of my daughters in a play once I don't remember it was literally a decade ago) I am available for interviews in exchange for a free soda stream.
My social anxiety is slowly but not really that slowly morphing into full blown agoraphobia. Which I'd honestly be kind of ok with if my current living situation wasn't also a major cause of anxiety.
I just want a tiny studio and like 13 cats, I feel like that's not much to ask.
hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not
yeah i got it last time
This is so dramatic 😂
How the fuck is Jason Momoa just allowed to like...exist? Like that? What the fuck?
So I just found out that back in the 90s, a famous British author wrote a series about an English boy with black, messy, hair and glasses who is told that he’s a magician so he and his pet owl enter the magical world that’s hidden in plain sight so that he can fulfill his magical destiny…
And the author is Neil Gaiman.
And the series is a series of comics called The Books of Magic.
AND IT CAME OUT YEARS BEFORE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE!
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Neil Gaiman: ‘I was surprised to discover from yesterday's Mirror [18 March] that I’m meant to have accused J.K. Rowling of ripping off Tim Hunter from Books of Magic for Harry Potter. Simply isn’t true – and now it’s on the public record it’ll follow me around forever. • Back in November I was tracked down by a Scotsman journalist who had noticed the similarities between my Tim Hunter character and Harry Potter, and wanted a story. I disappointed him by explaining that, no, I certainly didn’t believe that Rowling had ripped off Books of Magic, that I doubted she’d read it and that it wouldn’t matter if she had: I wasn’t the first writer to create a young magician with potential, nor was Rowling the first to send one to school.
Yeah that’s exactly what I would say if a multimillionaire was counter-suing anyone who claimed that her books were similar to theirs.
Sigh. Here, from 2008: http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2008/04/fair-use-and-other-things.html
Having said that I’m fascinated by the “new rumour” that seems to have sprung up on this –
I noticed it on the Guardian comments page
today, when someone began their comment with:
There is a story that Neil Gaimen was paid not to express criticism of Rowling for some of the similarities to his work.
I thought, “if there is, I haven’t heard it”. As far as I know the only person who ever claimed that was the mad muggles woman, Nancy Stouffer, at,
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/01/author_stouffer032801.htm
WDC: I read somewhere that some of the details in Rowling’s books could be seen as borrowing from The Sandman comic books–I believe owls carrying messages for wizards was one example. Asked about this, Sandman creator and author Neil Gaiman’s response was basically so what? Storytellers pick up bits and pieces from here, there and everywhere all the time as they create original works. Why is this bothering you so much more than anyone else whose “bits and pieces” may have been borrowed (and note I say MAY)? Because you have so many examples? I’ve seen them on your site and think most of them are coincidental and lacking in substance, no more justifying this brouhaha than the owl messengers would be for Gaiman to throw up his arms and scream plagarism. Nancy Stouffer: The fact is that initially Gaiman did throw up his arms and yell plagiarism. It wasn’t until he had a movie deal that his comments began to change. Initially he was terribly annoyed.
(This is the Nancy Stouffer whose case, when it went to court, was thrown out and who was ordered to pay two million in attorney’s fees and fined $50,000 for “submission of fraudulent documents and untruthful testimony”. She lied a lot.)
Actually, what I said, on the Dreaming website, long before this place existed, back in 1998, when this nonsense first started, was,
Thursday, March 19, 1998 Neil on Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling
Posted by puck at 3:00 AM PST | Comments (3)
There’s a rumour going around that Neil is upset about the Harry Potter books being too similar to The Books of Magic. Neil asked me to post this to clear things up:
“I was surprised to discover from yesterday’s [Daily] MIRROR that I’m meant to have accused J.K. Rowling of ripping off BOOKS OF MAGIC for HARRY POTTER.
Simply isn’t true – and now it’s on the public record it’ll follow me around forever.
Back in November I was tracked down by a Scotsman journalist who had noticed the similarities between my Tim Hunter character and Harry Potter, and wanted a story. And I think I rather disappointed him by explaining that, no, I certainly *didn’t* believe that Rowling had ripped off Books of Magic, that I doubted she’d read it and that it wouldn’t matter if she had: I wasn’t the first writer to create a young magician with potential, nor was Rowling the first to send one to school. It’s not the ideas, it’s what you do with them that matters.
Genre fiction, as Terry Pratchett has pointed out, is a stew. You take stuff out of the pot, you put stuff back. The stew bubbles on.
(As I said to the Scotsman journalist, the only thing that was a mild bother was that in the BOOKS OF MAGIC movie Warners is planning, Tim Hunter can no longer be a bespectacled, 12 year old English kid. But given the movie world I’ll just be pleased if he’s not played by a middle-aged large-muscled Austrian.)
Not sure how this has transmuted into "Gaiman has accused Rowling of ripping him off.” But I suppose it’s a better story than the truth.
The Stouffer stuff was spun by sites like this –
http://www.geocities.com/versetrue/rowling.htm
Did Warner Brothers Pay off Neil Gaiman, Worst Witch and Melissa Joan Hart? Warner owns the rights to Harry Potter. They later bought rights to Neil Gaiman’s work, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and distribution rights to the “Worst Witch.” They were the three main threats to the trademark. After Neil Gaiman started squealing plagiarism, “Warner Brothers have optioned Sandman for a movie…” according to Neil Gaiman’s website. When it looked like ABC was about to dump “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” Warner went and paid the most it ever did for a comedy. How often does a show a network is dumping switches networks, let alone pay a record amount for it? Was Gaiman and the Harts who own the Sabrina show paid off?
Which, given that I don’t own Sandman or Books of Magic/Tim Hunter - they were both work for hire and are owned by DC Comics, a Time-Warner company, have been since they were created in the 80s – have never “squealed plagiarism” except in Nancy Stouffer’s sad mad mind and given that both Sandman and Books of Magic were first optioned for films by Warners some years before the first Harry Potter book was published, is not just astoundingly badly written lunatic conspiracy theory nonsense, but easily disproven creepy nonsense.
People talk about Lovecraft being racist like he was an influencial Klansman leader who personally owned about 20 black servants and donated money to the Nazis.
The reality was he was basically scared of the unknown and anything different from his own sheltered white boy culture, which is a pretty frequent theme that comes up in his work. Even most people in the 30s and 40s thought his brand of xenophobia was extreme, partly because it was very literal fear of anything different. The Shadow Over Innsmouth and The Dunwich Horror didn’t exactly discourage mixed-race marriages, for instance.
And then on the other hand, Lovecraft worked hard to break out of that mindset later in life. He really tried to change his way of thinking and even married a Jewish woman. Really, recognizing racism and trying to be less racist in the days before the Civil Rights movement is kind of saying a lot for a historical figure.
Y’all love making excuses for racists🤦🏿♂️
I’m sorry you were personally victimized by The Call of C’thulhu.
Y’ALL LOVE MAKING EXCUSES FOR RACISTS.
I’m sorry you think humans can’t improve on their mistakes
You say that primarily because 1) you like his stories and 2) he’s dead and therefore can’t defy your equivocating by very happily carrying on with his insane racism.
Lovecraft had many chances to grow out of his bigoted beliefs before the months leading up to his death. He had several gay friends, and still compared homosexuality to pedophilia. He made trips to New York City, and still ranted in his letters about how black people were one step above animals and “there should be Jim Crow for Jews as well as ni**ers”. And as you said, he married a Jewish woman, but he still ranted to her face about her people’s inferiority and how Hitler had some good points about the Jewish invasion of Gentile spheres. She actually had to divorce him over this because the intensity and endurance of his anti-Semitism genuinely frightened her.
Lovecraft was an all-around dreadful person, and you needn’t woobify “the poor ignowant wacist who just didn’t know any better” because there were literally millions of people living in that same era who did. Acknowledging this is not the same thing as banning his works, or shaming you for your enjoyment of them.
But his fans are nonetheless embarrassed and seek to exonerate themselves, so they keep shifting goalposts as to what really constitutes “harmful” racism. Sure he may have gone on at length in multiple stories about the dark, savage, animalistic, demonic, evil black race, and even expressed his fear of race-mixing in stories like The Shadow over Innsmouth, but it’s not like he owned people! That is suddenly the litmus test for whether a globally popular writer can negatively influence literature with his virulent hatred for non-whites, despite everything we today claim to know and accept about the harm in normalizing hate speech.
No one with sense is telling you to stop reading “the architect of 20th-century horror”, okay? But the denial, and making any discussion of his putrid nature all about your need to feel good about your choices, is really goddamn irritating.
Someone should bring back ringback tones. I never had one because I was self conscious about my taste in music when I was in middle school, but is was nice listening to some muffled/low quality jams while waiting for someone to answer the phone.
Also if I had a ringback tone today it would probably I Don’t Fuck With You cuz I fucking hate talking on the phone and I really don’t fuck with anyone enough to make an exception.
Space Snake
🤗 <- wtf is this guy doing?
I’m frickin’ cute
Michael B. Jordan surprised a group of school kids very close to my house yesterday and I have a lot of feelings about that.
I've been hearing "return of the mack" since I was a wee lil negress and I only recently discovered the lyrics (before all I could understand was the titular lyrics) and holy goddamn if that ain't the best goddamn breakup song
Do you belive in God if not why not
I’m agnostic because I don’t know shit.
I don’t know how everyone else is so sure about the existence or lack thereof of God but I’m over here like 🤷🏽♂️
It’s not hard to believe in god
It’s not hard not to believe in God either