freelance cat petter

i just really like cats

[intj-confessions]

[coughloop]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

brunch with the girls

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

[bowling-with-skulls]

[studentlifeproblems]

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

[fnordseer]

it would've been cooler if those animals they sent into space came back with superpowers

[fnordseer]

[jerrylandis]

Oh god I love songs so much. thank fuck we get to have songs

[juulcourse]

abab

assigned born at birth

[sprachtraeume]

assigned baby at birth

[thegreatjackal]

all babies are bastards

[guerrillatech]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[guerrillatech]

[gaysie]

What people fail to realize is that i’m very sleepy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[funnytwittertweets]

[kata4a]

concrete meaning "not abstract" predates concrete meaning, you know, the material, by about two hundred years or so

[yorickish-deactivated20220112]

guy who invented concrete was like “this is the least abstract thing I’ve ever seen”

[bugmistake]

i don’t wanna stir the pot but i think we’re alone now. there doesn’t seem to be anyone around. i think we’re alone now. the beating of our hearts is the only sound.