Somebody Call the Undertaker

indi Jesse McCree blog

[newgroundstier]

parks and mccreeation

buy me a coffee™ if u want

[dragxnfall]

@laxchra

[eli-flow]

NFSW challenge 2

[volflamm]

Mccree’s new skin: Chromckey

[overdrugs-mayhem]

BIG GOOD BOOF ❤️  ∩(·ω·)∩

[whitetigermondatta]

Whispers softly

Would anyone be interested in an starter for any of the following AUs

Bloodborne/Dark Souls

Monster Hunter

[knife-bullets]

you’re right, i needed an excuse to draw shirtless mccree in vivid colors. my friend saw an ad featuring a cowboy stripper and it kind of… had to happen eventually ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[glysaturn]

[juls-art]

sleeps

[metal-sparrow-archives]

@dontcallmejoel

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Reblog if your muse has scars.

[sidestuiff]

Reblog if your muse can crush a watermelon between their thighs

[ingloriousmemes]

Tell my muse how you'd fuck them. Tell them your fantasies. Make them horny, flustered--make them need you.

[seerofmike]

twitter really lets my worst tweets get popular huh

[highnoondeadeye]

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“I’m not encouraging you,” Zenyatta murmurs primly, his hands clenched tightly on the cushions of the couch as Jesse continues to tease him. “Are you still keeping an eye out for our target?” 

“Of course. You seem to forget I was Blackwatch, I’m a pro at multitasking.” he hums, continuing his slow torture.  “No sign of him yet, though there’s an increase in security so maybe soon.” 

[highnoondeadeye]

“appease the monster”

“Now what have we here?” Jesse purred, walking out with all the swagger that being a several-hundred-year-old vampire afforded him. Eyes like molten gold, the larger man circled the human left for him as he tapped a claw against his chin. “You’re a little early ain’tcha? Normally the village folk don’t leave me food til Sunday, not that I’m complainin’.” he purrs.

[rp-meme-central]

Send “appease the monster” for a starter where your muse has been left out as a human sacrifice for my muse.

Send “sacrifice” for my muse to be the sacrifice to your muse.

[highnoondeadeye]

“You’re trespassing, human.”

“Well, considering I’m still within the buoy line that marks the edge of what is considered a public beach, I think it’s you who is trespassing.” Jesse moves his cigar to the other corner of his mouth as he continues to fix one of said buoys. He wasn’t too bothered, it was somewhat common knowledge that once you hit deep waters, it was mermaid territory, hence the buoys and ban on fishing in the first place. Most people would have stared at her in awe and reverence, but Jesse was not most people.

[highnoondeadeye]

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Zenyatta schools himself into neutrality once again, closing his legs slightly, though his entire frame still trembles as the vibrations of Jesse’s fingers drives his sensors haywire. He can feel slick pooling in his valve, hot and slow, while his cock strains against his modesty plate. 

“You. Are. Incorrigible.” He murmurs, fighting to keep any strain out of his voice. 

“Then maybe you shouldn’t encourage me.” he gives the omnic a cheeky grin as he moves his fingers up a little to where he’s sure Zenyatta’s cock is pressed against the plate, letting the vibrations work through the metal.  “I’m starting to think you’re enjoying this.”