High Octane Wildbeest

[suffering-and-misery]

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

[sabrsiren-deactivated20250418]

just wanted to share these executive dysfunction comics i am so sorry to whoever drew them these have been saved on my phone for like 6 years

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[rrouhi]

at the end of the day im the love i give, not the love i get

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[threedollarsdotcom]

accidentally spilled everything thats ever existed on the floor

[teo-garden-bugs]

[lowpolyanimals]

Crypt Rat from Old School RuneScape

[greatlordfluffernutter]

you’re telling me THIS guy’s voicing Mario?

[trans-ralsei]

[sabertoothwalrus]

stumbled upon this subreddit. the kid’s t-shirt is just the icing on the cake

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[mesa-sys]

smoking that shit that makes you plural, smoking that we’d

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[mpregcraig]

[popses-deactivated20160331]

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

[speedlimit15]

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

[we1rdsc1ence]

Fuck it [injects you with weird fucked up science goo]

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[h0]

ahhh!!! AHHH!!! (turns into this)

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[sacred-portal]

[aflo]

"free on the epic games store" is not the same as free. the cost is the epic games store