sucking around, being weird

you can call me fleam • 24 • my pronouns are whatever's funniest

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[mlarayoukai]

no girlfrind...

[rainye]

Positive reinforcement

[birdsareblooming]

put maybe too much effort into editing this together because it entered my mind and latched onto it like a stubborn tick

[rainye]

Praying artblock away with holy man Grigori

[importantdogimages]

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[cognitohazardous]

your 'jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol' post has me remembering how i used to be so ashamed of having any sexual desires that i only allowed myself to jack off to the mental image of an arial drone shot of a pine forest

transcendentalism

[joeyclaire]

one of my favorite moments of my mom is when i made her play undertale in 2021 on the switch and when she fought mettaton for the essay question “what do you like most about mettaton” she (agonizingly slow with the on screen keyboard) typed out “his sparkling wit”

[ssexbug]

im just a little fuckbug and so are you

[sh5]

occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭

[sh5]

people will ship two guys who are soldiers in a space war or in a horror movie with a supernatural killer, and you people expect me to think they’re spending the time douching and stretching (esp bc it’s always the bottom’s first time in these dumbass fics) so that they can have missionary anal sex in the cockpit or in the middle of the woods. give me a fucking break. they’re frotting.

[sh5]

don’t even get me started on how ppl talk about lesbian tops and bottoms……………..

[sh5]

[bobacupcake]

playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

[bobacupcake]

[demilypyro]

[angelbabymikaa]

ten times out of ten i would rather share my country with immigrants who risked their lives to be here over self proclaimed fascists who seek to dismantle the constitution and it’s not even a hard decision if i’m honest

[charl0ttan]

it works out really well that when you get hungry you can just eat any old shit and it calms down instead of like, having to seek out different Specific Nutrients for different Types of hunger. very elegant and forgiving design