sucking around, being weird

you can call me fleam • 24 • my pronouns are whatever's funniest

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[charon30030]

Some kind of stick bug

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

[important-cat-pics]

[catasters]

[virtualmosshroom]

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[shirtsthatgohard]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[mlarayoukai]

no girlfrind...

[rainye]

Positive reinforcement

[birdsareblooming]

put maybe too much effort into editing this together because it entered my mind and latched onto it like a stubborn tick

[rainye]

Praying artblock away with holy man Grigori

[importantdogimages]

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.