Highway to Helv @highwaytohelv - Tumblr Blog

Makayla won herself a purple hat that will come in handy if she ever wants to fight Batman.

Good, good things in the mail today. #GoBlue

Using this as a placeholder so I can link it to my team logo.

But, yeah, 5-0 in fantasy.

One of our customers is a Christmas superstore. "Well that's historically inaccurate," I said.

Fantasy

I have a plethora of wealth at the running back. Marshawn Lynch, Ahmad Bradshaw, Alfred Morris, and Frank Gore. Ranked 3rd, 4th, 6th, and 14th in points at their position, respectively. In a ten team league. Like, how?

4-0, playing the only 0-4 team in our league. If only I could feel confident about any matchup.

Although I'm not the most organized person in the world, I feel a strong urge to clean my boss' damn desk while he's gone. Good lord.

And I'm home.

Lawrence St. reunion

I love this song. I don't even care.

#music #spotify

FANTASY FOOTBALL HELP

I am absolutely torn about starting players tonight/ this weekend.

RB1 - Lynch RB2 - A. Morris WR1 - Edelman WR2 - Vincent Jackson FLEX - Frank Gore ----- Bench - AJ Green (says he'll be limited if he does play) Bench - Reggie Wayne Bench - Ahmad Bradshaw

Am I making the right calls here? Vincent Jackson has sucked so far, but the Falcons D has been abysmal and VJax has averaged 112yds/1TD against them. But Josh McCown is also abysmal. Then, I've got the Gore dilemma. He's played pretty average and the Cardinals D looks to be fairly good (at least against the run). Bradshaw just went off on Monday... and is playing the Jags. Running back by committee scares me.

Help.

Makayla didn't want the Kids' Day giveaway, so now I'm the 27-year-old who carries his lunch in this.

Our family heirloom is a VCR.

Once you get married, you receive the VCR.

This is because my grandfather insists on videotaping your wedding using his RCA camcorder from 1995. And in order to watch said tape, you must borrow the only working VCR in our family from the last person who was married.