SMP Live: Iconic Quotes (3)
“Just because I’ve got U.S.S.R. bedsheets doesn’t mean I’m a communist, guys!” - ShadowApples
“You can’t just make demands ‘cause you’re the devil. That’s not fair, it’s rude.” - ConnorEatsPants
“Send me your fucking boin loins RN or I’m about to throw a hissy fit.” - Cscoop
“I was fucking crucified. For what? All your sins? I don’t wanna die for your sins, you’re all fucking gay.” - Miqzah
“You know, all I’m gonna say is I’m not the one named Gay Slut.” - AntVenom
“Oh, you’re on social security. Oh, you got benefits. Suck my ass, dude, seriously.” - Ted Nivison
“What the dick, man?” - SkyDoesMinecraft
“Yeah, you like that? You like that dick and balls, Cap’?” - CallMeCarson
“What’s my favorite high school memory? Leaving.” - Jawsh
“The only problem about the real estate is that it’s right next to a crack house. But you know, I’m from Atlanta and that kind of is accurate.” - ConnorEatsPants
“There’s a huge peepee and ball on Mario.” - Traves
“I’ve never spent this much money on any article of clothing in my entire life…and the first time I’m spending a lot of money on clothes is for an Annoying Orange co–” - Jawsh
“…and then I realized that in the case of things like Oreos, milk might actually be a condiment.” - Michael McChill
“Here I was watching media shares of hot male ass at the gym: gym edition 3 and now you’re trying to pull me up here with obsidian? This is not funny and I’m not laughing.” - Jschlatt




















