Hikari Suzuma

WOLFSBANE 4! Safe house blog. I post for a variety of different fandoms (Supernatural and Teen Wolf and Shadowhunters)

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[ohmycavalier]

Inktober 19: Casting a spell (maybe without meaning to)

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[moonsugarspice]

So many notes, you are outnumbered CREEPS

[faunaxgrey]

Unfortunately, these notes don’t even begin to outnumber them :/

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

JESUS FUCK I LOST 80+ IN LESS THAN A MINUTE AFTER I REBLOGGED THIS

[just-shower-thoughts]

‘Go to bed, you’ll feel better’ is the human equivalent of: ‘Have you turned it off and on again?’

[c3rvida3]

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

[drivablecar]

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

[c3rvida3]

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

[drivablecar]

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

[c3rvida3]

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.

[xxchumanixx]

Hilarious🥀👐

[lokiwholockfactory]

This is so my favorite Thor movie

[blanska]

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

[supacutiepie]

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[might-be-a-gliscor]

[lonely-silhouette-blog]

[eleanor-hates-pedos-blog]

This video,,,, made me so happy? thank????

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[cybershoppingaddiction]

♡♡ UNISEX HOODIES AND SWEATSHIRTS ♡♡

BROKEN DREAMS CLUB HOODIE

VEGAN THINGS HOODIE

VEGAN THINGS SWEATSHIRT

EMBROIDERED ROSES HOODIE

REVENGE HOODIE

NAP QUEEN SWEATSHIRT

LOVE WILL TEAR US APART HOODIE

PEOPLE ARE POISON HOODIE

SOCIAL CLUB HOODIE

WHY BE RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC SWEATSHIRT

EMBROIDERED GUCCI HOODIE

KISS THE BOYS AND MAKE THEM CRY SWEATSHIRT

SAD FACES SWEATSHIRT

ON ONE HAND WHO CARES HOODIE

PEACED WANTED JUST TO BE FREE HOODIE

SWEET BUT PSYCHO SWEATSHIRT

NEED MONEY, NOT FRIENDS SWEATSHIRT

EXTINCT SWEATSHIRT

ABCDEFUCKOFF HOODIE

I’M HAVING A SHIT DAY HOODIE

BLACK AND GREY EMBROIDERED ROSE HOODIE

JAPANESE LETTERS HOODIE

WHERE IS MY MIND? JACKET

EMBROIDERED ROSES HOODIE

WHY NOT ME? HOODIE

LETS BOYS BE FEMININE SWEATSHIRT

RAISE BOYS AND GIRLS THE SAME WAY SWEATSHIRT

LOVER HOODIE

BUTTERFLY AND ROSES GREY HOODIE

WELL FED HOODIE

RAD FACE PURPLE HOODIE

EVERYTHING IS A BLUR HOODIE

EMBROIDERED SNAKE BOMBER JACKET

IS THIS AGAINST THE DRESS CODE? SWEATSHIRT

THE EARTH WITHOUT ART IS JUST EH SWEATSHIRT

DESTROY WHAT DESTROYS YOU HOODIE

[celebritydachshund]

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[onetimeisawacat]

I’m crying

[justkikistudies]

08-01-2017;

for anyone writing a personal statement here’s some advice I collated from countless sheets I have been given over the last three years. This is all sound advice, as I have written three personal statements and all of which have gotten me unconditional’s :) Good luck guys! 

[amidstsilence]

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[buddhabrot]

this is actually the best post on the internet i lied every other time i said that

[humoristics]

[cuteavalanche]

Do all pet owners have a “type”?

[chubbycattumbling]

ALL ARE FANTASTIC!

[arthoebyers]

god made the emoji movie to punish us for our sins

[caramelalmonnd]

my kink is reading negative reviews of the emoji movie without ever actually watching the emoji movie