O shit waddup

Don't call me a name. Don't refer to me. I am ageless. Bisexual.

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[sobcat]

the pressure to have a fulfilling weekend hangs heavy in the friday evening air

[xcvntdragulax]

I told the fairies what you did, you’re fucked now.

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[gurlsrool]

Obsessed with the idea of an Ilya who’s out getting more and more tattoos in honor of Shane and proudly showing them off. After he gets a ginger ale tattoo on his chest, he goes shirtless in interviews so he’ll be asked about it. When he gets a 24 tattoo on his ring finger, he talks with his hands a lot til an eagle eyed fan notices. Even when he gets Anya’s paw prints tattooed on his bicep, he posts “in honor of our daughter 😄” and tags Shane

One night Ilya goes out with the Cens while Shane stays home and Shane gets a midnight call from Wyatt like “Heeeey so Ilya’s about to get a ‘property of Shane Hollander’ tattoo on his neck?” Shane can hear the Cens in the background chanting “DO IT DO IT DO IT”

Shane sighs and asks to be put on the phone. Ilya’s like, “Sweetheart please, we are out now, this is ALLOWED—“ and Shane interrupts and is like “Get it as a tramp stamp instead.” (he does) (by the time Ilya does a racy photoshoot and the whole world finds out and loses their minds over it, Shane’s already lost his mind 293838 times)

[bitchass97]

My Shane is an enabler. He’s gonna roll his eyes and tell ilya to fuck himself, but he loves that shit. He’s icing Ilya injuries after a fight barely hiding the fact that he found it funny. He’s providing information for chirps. He’s joining in on the fun cause he loves his husband. Idk man I just don’t think Shane, who fell in love with the NHLs biggest asshole is gonna be annoyed when he’s being an asshole.

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[skopostheorie]

[therozanov]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.01

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[tinylilhollander]

David jumping to all stars as the moment where Shane and Ilya first hooked up is so funny when you think about it. "You had such great chemistry." Like it's funny enough if he thought they hooked up because of their chemistry on the ice. It's even funnier if he thought they fucked to get that chemistry. He assumes they arrived there as enemies and had sex as some kind of really intense get-along shirt.

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[fujoshane]

when he leaves the raiders cliff gets ilya a girls trip-esque t shirt that says "good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to OTTAWA ONTARIO" and he cries

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died