kings and queens

we were the kings and queens of promise, we were the victims of ourselves.

[elisethatcher]

I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason you’ll ever need to hate him. It’s a great reason, too, so y’know points for that.

[hilldainard]

I think so too. I don't get what Katy Perry sees in him.

[elicampbell-deactivated20140306]

Yeah, that’s exactly what’s happening, Dainard. You gonna do something about it? Damn. So you’re just gonna allow the stars to say I’ve gotta be Cat Lady Campbell? Well, in that case, whatever you say, boss lady.

[hilldainard]

Wow, rude. I'll beat you up. I'll get Elise to beat you up with me - at least, I'll get her hockey stick. You bet I am, Cat Lady Campbell. You can call me Queen Bee.

[elicampbell-deactivated20140306]

You and chihuahuas are kinda similar. Just erase it, Hills, I don’t have to do shit. Plus, who says I gotta follow the rules?

[hilldainard]

You calling me small and yappy, Campbell? Nah, I couldn't erase the stars, that's rude. I do, obviously.

[elicampbell-deactivated20140306]

You gonna be a chihuahua lady? Dammit, that has a ring to it. Too bad I fuckin’ hate cats. They’re evil as hell.

[hilldainard]

I'd be into it. It's written in the stars, Chicken Noodle, you gotta. I don't make the rules.

[elicampbell-deactivated20140306]

You would’ve been an awesome cat lady, though, not even gonna lie. But you don’t like cats so that just fucks that thought up 

[hilldainard]

I'll be like, a dog lady or something. You can be a cat lady. Cat Lady Campbell.

[elicampbell-deactivated20140306]

One, you’re a real fuckin’ smart person. Two, when you put it like that he sounds like a completely fuckin’ horrible person.

[hilldainard]

I don't get why people like either of them, honestly.

[elicampbell-deactivated20140306]

Did he kill your cat or somethin’, Hills?

[hilldainard]

One, I don't like cats, two, he's a sexist, slut shaming, whorephobic, racist, homophobic douche.

[elisethatcher]

You have a lot of rage against John Meyer don’t you?

[hilldainard]

He literally compared his dick to a white supremacist. He literally said that his dick was David Duke. He has a David Duke dick. Former Grand Wizard of the KKK, y'know? I've got more reasons and more examples of racism, but do I really need them?

[elicampbell-deactivated20140306]

Maybe it was a joke?

[hilldainard]

Maybe. I just really strongly dislike John Mayer, to be honest.

[elisethatcher]

Maybe he just really wanted to brag that his girlfriend is Katy Perry.

[hilldainard]

Maybe he should stop talking. Forever. So I can stop hearing about the shitty and or dumb things he's said.

[elicampbell-deactivated20140306]

Was that a dig at John Mayer? ‘Cause, I mean, he wasn’t wrong.

[hilldainard]

He was wrong, actually, 'cause he was trying to claim partial credit for something Katy accomplished on her own. Without him. His services were not needed.

[elisethatcher]

Do you just randomly find shit like this or do you actually look for it?

[hilldainard]

He tweeted it and a friend sent it to me. What an idiot, man, wow.

[elicampbell-deactivated20140306]

And this was an interesting factoid of the day brought to you by Stonegate’s very own, Hillary Dainard.

[hilldainard]

President of the Katy Perry fan club, Roseboro sector.

[vinburt]

Are you kidding? He’s the sidedude, he just doesn’t know it. 

[hilldainard]

Poor John Mayer, dude.

[vinburt]

Nah, she’s dating me. 

[hilldainard]

Are you the sidedude?

[hilldainard]

"Me and my girlfriend have over fifty million followers on twitter together." says John Mayer, even though Katy has over fifty million on her own.

[hilldainard]

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