Tomfoolery bordering on Malarkey

My friends convinced me to join

[butchfagminotaur]

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

[fairycosmos]

the chain by fleetwood mac. You agree

[steveroger]

EVERY FRIEND GROUP SHOULD HAVE... THE EXPANSE APPRECIATION WEEK | Day 7: free choice (insp)

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[belvira]

True

[himbo-goon]

Resisted yet another attempt to be given the nickname 'Shuggy'

[thenatsdorf]

Press play, the audio is worth it.

[himbo-goon]

When someone accuses the printer of racism because it printed your rating plate before theirs.

[toastbutteregg]

[himbo-goon]

The greatest trajedy of being one of the youngest people where I work is that no one else knows its Morbin' Time.

[thoodleoo]

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

[wellreadredhead]

children's authors are better than everyone actually

[funnytwittertweets]

[himbo-goon]

During the morning shopfloor meeting

Boss: Any accidents or near misses reported yesterday?

Me, covered in yesterday's cuts and bruises: lol no

[thememedaddy]

me irl