General Purpose

I'm TJ • 29 •

[fandom-trash-goblin]

we've got a life to love living.

[xueyangapologist]

[draconym]

This week I've had to fill out a lot of forms with this mandatory question:

Which feels like "there are only two genders" wearing a woke hat

[stout-stoat]

i got this one a few days ago

[draconym]

[fiddlepickdouglas]

A personal fave I came across

[aydenburd]

I have a contribution courtesy of my ex-dentist

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[penrosesun]

[weaselle]

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

[yeomanstuff]

This. All of this.

[6qubed]

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

[swimmingblue]

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

[ladyartemisia28]

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

[sabitchhh]

coworker: I'm 100% asking you this because you're jewish--where do I get good bagels here?

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[glutko]

[swampgallows]

this is hurting me, dear.

[anneapocalypse]

I love bisexual fans and bisexual characters and bisexual OCs and bisexual headcanons and bisexual ships and bisexual stories and bisexual friends and bisexual art and being bisexual. 💙💜💗

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[toralei]

trilogy

[reyskyballer]

Are there no fucking butterflies in japan 

[nekropoli]

[dear-ao3]

[forgamers]

[rebeliyt]

omfg

[uncle-beanbag]

How the fuck

[i-dont-have-a-computer-deactiva]

[hotvampireadjacent]

and people say video games aren’t art

[thepleasuregoblin]

[charlesoberonn]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

[starwarspissorgy]

I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

[isuggesttherianthropy]