Maslin

_ she/they _ 25 _ bi _ second blog ~ bingebands.tumblr.com

[nikibogwater]

This is my new favorite piece of dialogue in the entire game.

[riverside-lavender]

found this on my monthly tiktok scroll. i think we should add murder too.

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

[funkyness]

there should be a hotline for me to call autistic people with specific hyperfixations every time i have a question

[disgustinggf]

[um-jammer-tranny]

conservatives, fear mongering: big tranny is gonna get you

me, twirling my hair. stupidly. gayly: whos this big tranny do you have her number or

[ltwilliammowett]

Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse               

[captain-price-officially]

[ltwilliammowett]

Hahaha that’s great. By the way, this is the picture of him with his head in.

[zouffle]

[animentality]

[sleepgrifter]

saw a dude at the mall with a shirt that said I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN in impact font but he was walking with like 3 girls. king

[sleepgrifter]

[honeydewcorporation]

"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20]

I love fanfic writers. Never change.

[charlesoberonn]

This is a similar yet also opposite vibe to the fanfic writer who apologized for being late because she was getting married.

[carnivallsarchive]

starting a collection

[abnormalpsychology]

thank you for your service twitter

[valtsv]

[mindofthemage]

[pluviatrix-talks-too-much]

is prettyboy even an insult. everything you say after you call someone a prettyboy is immediately more homoerotic. like . hello