does this look jedi to you?

Laurie ⭐︎ she/her ⭐︎ tired millennial I make things sometimes ⭐︎ #tuserlaurie I love Chris Evans a normal amount

[googlepliers]

Happy 21st of September!

[sashayed]

[mobius-m-mobius]

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert winning the 2025 Emmy for Outstanding Talk Series 🙌

[petr1kov]

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

[steveroger]

this timeline sucks

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

Trump appears to have made the military decision without consulting Congress, which (under Article I of the Constitution) has warmaking powers.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[liberalsarecool]

New Pope Leo XIV sounds cool. He hates JD Vance.

[vampsoda]

they're replacing the communion wine and wafers w malort and deep dish pizza

[gradje]

Do u think he prefers deep dish or italian pizza

[muppetyaoi]

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

[falsedetective]

i love the conclave. what do you mean the entire world has tv cameras trained on the chimney of an old italian palace waiting for days or weeks until the color of the smoke changes and we find out who’s been elected as the next supreme dictator of catholicism

[falsedetective]

the secret rites have chosen bob, from chicago. impeccable

[deathtokillian]

10/10 dad joke

[original-character-chaos]

I'll take "sentences you would only hear on tumblr" for $200, Alex.

[misericordiia]

our father, who art in chicago,

[rythyme]

you've heard of the "came back wrong" trope. now get ready for its evil cousin.. came back American

[kaiba-fangirl]

[kaiba-fangirl]

😭 When I first saw the notification I was like, what on earth could that possibly be a response to 😂😂😂 But yes, I'm sure Bandit Keith would be very happy with the new pope 😂😂😂

[rythyme]

i'm gonna be real, this was initially about a character named Christopher Lee who's the doppelganger of a dead racecar driver, except he's an American omegaverse scientist researching suppressant drugs

literally not joking at all. he came back wrong, he came back American, and he's gonna have wild gay a/b/o sex with his PI on thai prime time tv. welcome to Pit Babe: The Series 🫡

[mistressemmedi]

[haleyatwell]

CHRIS EVANS as STEVE ROGERS CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) dir. Joe Johnston

[kosmogrl]