Himbo-Hunter

He/Him Minors DNI 😬 I have horror stories about some of y'all. Commissions open!

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[himbo-hunter]

I may have ruined my chances with the gorgeous BreakerBox couple early on by paying too much attention to Volt and subsequently gotten my world shattered...

But

I said "What the actual F"

about Wallace

to his face

and he screamed "I LOVE YOU" and we're boyfriends now.

So I've got that going for me which is nice...

[vixibombae]

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

[vixibombae]

highlights:

“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”

“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”

all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes

“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”

(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

[tramampoline]

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

[enemy-stand]

“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”

[babtest]

went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, then stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

[deathdrivemkii]

something chilling about a clown with a chain scythe

[wonderingabout]

i leave the telly on so they don’t get bored

[himbo-hunter]

Dumped 32 hours into rise of the ronin (super fun excited to play more)

Spent most of those 32 hours heart eyed over Iizuka and finished all of his quests only to find out hes not romanceable 🫠

Save me fanartists save me

[spacecircusofklowns-blog]

✨"What if - Killer Klowns From Outer Space were cats???"✨

[ozumii-fucking-wizard]

The blade of frontiers !!

[spicyraeman]

playing dress up again

[kayliebeanie]

Project Dragon was a game that was in development for 3 years only to be canceled weeks from its announcement and its entire art and development team laid off by the Phoenix Labs. The game (which would have been called 'Everhaven' upon release) was intended to be a multiplayer sandbox rpg taking inspiration from both Minecraft and Breath of the Wild, with an art style similar to that of the Spyro Reignited Trilogy, which some of the team members also worked on along with Crash Bandicoot 4.

According to character design/illustrator Nicholas Kole "Our cancelled project of the last 3 years is officially, truly dead as of today (internal attempts to save it failed), and the embargo on the whole body of portfolio work has been lifted". This means that the only way the game has a chance of resuming development is by raising awareness and spreading the word of it's development. More info from Nicholas Kole and #BringBackProjectDragon Even if you're not interested in the game itself, you can find the concept art, animations, 3D models, music and all other completed pieces of work for the game being shared by the team at either of these links, and I think are worth checking out. Some mounts and NPCs

4 of the 5 playable starter races (5th being human of course)

[orbees]

oc guy moodboard

[alleesaur]

alien cats 💚‼️

[prokopetz]

I'm a big fan of unhinged worldbuilding in pornographic fiction, but I have to admit I get pretty annoyed when an author goes to all that trouble to explain something that falls completely within the normal range of plausible human behavioural and phenotypic variation. Like, if you're going to hit me with ten thousand words of elaborately justified speculative biology and the payoff in its entirety is "in this world, some women have penises", well, buddy, have I got news for you.

[aichu-dechu]

[mandl27]

[clamsdraw]

How would Ta'av react if Gale confessed that her harshness hurt his feelings?

She doesn’t even realize she’s being mean most of the time. She’s a saint compared to most Githyanki so when Gale tells her she’s being mean she’s like …. w what…

She just genuinely doesn’t know what to do when Gale tells her she’s being mean lol She cares for Gale very deeply but doesn’t know how to properly apologize so she just clings to him until it’s all better. A silent apology.

Gale usually doesn’t take what she says to heart anyways. Ta’av is usually nice to him cause she has a soft spot for him.

[animentality]