Yo

Grendo has two hands

[charlesoberonn]

I’m gonna post some memes for a fandom that doesn’t exist

[charlesoberonn]

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[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

I consider this a success. 

[fefeman]

Don’t @ me if you think Tatyus was morally justified. He’s problematic and if you don’t think otherwise you probably support parental abandonment and Eugenisism!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[doldrum]

Hot Take maybe but

[charlesoberonn]

[eilinknight]

[mercutiodidntdieforthis]

I’m jumping in with some hot takes (Mozenta stans don’t come for me, I just think that some others deserve screen time SMH-)

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

In a way, they already are a real thing.

[that-one-empty-skull]

I’m just going to drop some memes I’ve been saving. Since season 5 aired I got very exhausted with the whole fandom so I didn’t post any of them.

Also Beligrad deserves more love you guys.

[stewystew]

[stewystew]

[charlesoberonn]

Charles, since it's the end of the year, I need to be real with you: the rise of the non-existent fandom was the best week on this hellsite this year. Honestly, it even tops The Day of Destiel Putin. Everyone was just excited making memes and creating fanart and that was so much fun and kinda sweet honestly.

That's good to know.

I hope the nonexistent fandom will continue to flourish next year as well.

[himbogrendo]

In the spanish version of 4x15 we get canon Xeniae

[empires-tribute]

Who should you fight from Empire’s Tribute?

Mozenta

Pros

Very punchable face

Kind of a bastard

Kayuna would probably help you

Cons

Deadly assassin

Kayuna

Pros

She can also be kind of a bastard

It might be very satisfying

Cons

Highly trained

5’0” of whoop ass and condensed rage

Beligrad

Pros

You have a chance at winning

Cons

Physically you might win but emotionally? Imagine the toll

The others will kick your ass immedietly after regardless of the outcome

Grendo

Pros

He will be very nice about it as he kicks your ass

Cons

He will kick your ass

Tatyus

Pros

Another occasionally insufferable person

He will probably underestimate you

Might get mind controlled mid fight

Cons

Trained swordsman from birth

Getting mind controlled mid fight has a chance of making him more competent

Banafon

Pros

She will teach you about fighting while fighting you

Cons

You will lose

[himbogrendo]

Empire’s Tribute fandom grab your magic swords

[empires-tribute]

Kayuna: I prevented a murder today.

Tatyus: Really? How’d you do that?

Kayuna, looking at Mozenta: Self control.

[empires-tribute]

Writers be respectful of woc challenge

[empires-tribute]

[empires-tribute]

Grendo, trying his best:

[empires-tribute]

[empires-tribute]

Docenus but he’s wearing these:

[himbogrendo]

[charlesoberonn]

Do we know for sure the Spider God really has an *agency* though? And is not just going on instinct? Is it really evil if it's just doing what its nature tells it to?

Stop simping for the bringer of the apocalypse, anon.

[princetatyusofbellonia]

[archoknightkayuna]

I stg if I read one more GrenTat fic that kills off Kayuna in the beginning I’m gonna go fucking feral……like just make them break up or something, I’m sick of it

[charlesoberonn]

Okay this one is a little too real

[lastvalyrian]

But also like when Kayuna is made a jerk for no reason just to break up the relationship?? It’s obviously not as bad as killing her but still. Be respectful to the characters.

I know all of this is less common after their breakup in Second Fire Crisis but still.

[archoknightkayuna]

Yeah true like

Stop mischaracterizing Kayuna to drive the plot, the writers do that enough in canon-

[lastvalyrian]

Like I am so sick of seeing people talk about how Tatyus doesn’t “deserve” to get together with Grendo because he’s “problematic”. Can we stop talking about relationships like they’re a cosmic rewards program?

(if there is any cosmic rewards program it’s joining in with the jellyfish gods and we know how that worked out sjhdfkjsdf)

But seriously. I think they have great chemistry with each other and it would naturally develop from how their relationship evolved over time. Of course it is ultimately up to the author but I just think it would take the story overall in the best and most interesting direction.

Also. Stop comparing GrenTat to Reylo I am losing braincells every time I see that dumbass hot take jesus christ

[princetatyusofbellonia]

All of us when we first heard of empires tribute

[himbogrendo]