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im mostly opposed to nemenyoze fanon kids because I dont think nemesis wants kids & also I think, thanks to childhood malnutrition she is in fact infertile BUT I am super invested in "au where nemesis is actually gregnant but she doesnt find out until after shes already killed nyoze & joined tasan" I wanna see nemesis's neurotic obsession with being a Good Mom& making sure another nemesis sudou doesnt come into the world and her spiral when she realizes she has no recollection of what her mother actually Did for her to make her a good mom & no maternal role model at all. & ofc gammon (orphan) (parents died young) ("i could never be as good a father as nyoze") @ his nibling who is the child of his dead brother he started a war for: 😬😬😬😐😐

then the kid has to live up to this idealized angelic figure in both of their surrogate parent's heads. woooooooouuu give it up for MESS!!

#i've been fascinated by the idea of nem having hers and nyoze's kid at some point after he died bc That Poor Fucking Kid. What a shitshow #I think she would as you say be desperate to give them a childhood that is Not Like Hers but she has 0 actual models for good parenthood #and I think. when she starts realising that she becomes avoidant bc thinking about how she should mother this kid #brings to the forefront that she Can't Remember Ma.#and I think she is aware of that she's doing it. ties into her self image of being stupid and only good for violence #annnd then there's gammon who probably had a Less fucked up childhood than nemesis (the bar is in hell) but I Do think #the 'it's our duty to keep this evil fucking sword from being evil Forever' makes for a kinda weird childhood. and also the certanty #that your bloodline makes you Cursed.#AND the kid has to deal with the ever present idealised ghost of their father #it's awful. compels me though.#I think they'd do their best for that kid (desperation to not let there be another Nemesis/obligation towards Dead Brother respectively)#their best is just absolute dogshit

ransara4today

“Can you understand me?”

#your turn to die

grapnel

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

#woah.

lockandkeyhyena

actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

lockandkeyhyena

stop mother-ifying fictional literally all female characters. that fictional woman would not know what the fuck to do with a child

#META SALMHOFER #look I know she Is Literally a mother in canon and her love for her children is important. but i think she'd be bad with them!#she has no good examples to go after.... i think she loves her kids but it's very hm. conceptual. she wouldn't know how to deal with them #once they got old enough to like..... have opinions and know they're alive

lorehappy83

[2022.11]

#evillious chronicles

parkchanwoohoo

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

#LOVE it when they do it on cycle paths too! and give you a Look when you ring you bell at them #bitch!! do you want me ramming into your back at 20 km/h???

weirdthoughtsandideas

HON HETER TANT GREDELIN

svenskjavel

Deadname Tant Lila?

Ja, hon heter Gredelin

Nej, hon får lov att heta Lila

Oändlig nyans

Voting ended onJul 14

#tant lila förstör rytmen kom igen #tant lila kan vara typ.... farbror blås dragqueennamn. om något.

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#Alphonse Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist is trying to kill me. Elle Woods from Legally Blonde is trying to protect me #Unless Alphonse is trying to get me executed via jury trial I think Elle is out of her league. Maybe she could talk him out of it though?#Also what did I do for ALPHONSE to want to kill me???? Hello?????

crazymuffin1

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2

@svenskjavel

#parasite: ivermectin 👍

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Voting ended onJul 10

#Obsession #😨

yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

scarlettohairdye

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

#unrestrained summer fun

lin-art

Have you seen zombie stage??

#alien stage

storyfromlonglongago

I want badly for grath arc to take place in an actual 1920s setting so bad but not just like oh the political Situation. I want nyoze and nemesis to go get drunk at a speakeasy together or something

#there may be a war and the government may be corrupt and the dead may be rising from their graves but ☝️ at least there's jazz #evillious chronicles

canonically47

“there is no straight explanation for this” neither is there a gay one. there is however an aromantic one

idlewildly

#DROTTNINGENS JUVELSMYCKE OMNÄMND!!!!!!‼️🗣

coolandsurefriends

put three names & a number in my ask

some fmk alternatives

stab, shoot or drown

fist fight, get drunk with, share a flat with

fight aliens with, fight zombies with, fight capitalism with

write a book with, read a book to, hit with a book

go on a six hour road trip with (no car radio, you choose who drives), sit next to on a six hour plane flight, sit across from on a six hour train journey

go clothes shopping with, go to ikea with, go grocery shopping with

go to a wedding with, go to a party with, go to a museum with

share a car with, share a bank account with, share a cake with

watch a soap opera with, go to a play with, watch your favourite movie with

netflix and chill with, go ice-skating with, play dodgeball against

#oh this seems Fun #ask memes

avidcollectorofdust

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

#music

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