I LEAVE FOR LIKE- TWO DAYS, AND I COME BACK TO A POST WITH SPAMTON SAYING "buenos dias"
GHOSTIEE 😭,,,
BUENOS DIAS~!
I take no accountability over that L O L
WDYM YOU DONT "take accountability"
GHOSTIE ITS YOUR POST
Ya goof
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@himi-spams
I LEAVE FOR LIKE- TWO DAYS, AND I COME BACK TO A POST WITH SPAMTON SAYING "buenos dias"
GHOSTIEE 😭,,,
BUENOS DIAS~!
I take no accountability over that L O L
WDYM YOU DONT "take accountability"
GHOSTIE ITS YOUR POST
Ya goof
Would human spamtom have a stutter to resemble how he talks in game?
it's a cute headcanon I've seen a couple people have regarding a human Spamton and y'know what? yeah. yeah that'd be cool.
I just tell him, if he's struggling, to take his time. <3
it gets worse when he's nervous or stressed, but he does pretty well usually?
I believe that YES he would
Either that or somewhat slurred speech (Like when words slide into each other and it's somewhat incomprehensible)
It's nothing bad, just a lil something he would have IMO
i'm gonna bring spamton to karaoke night
I want so bad for someone to make a video of Spamton attempting Karaoke.
that sounds like such a top tier meme someone would make..
it would be so funny but so good!! but like..
could you imagine tho...
like....
Spamton: I'M A [No1ratedSalesman1997] IN [A Cyber's World?] !! L1FE IN [Plastic] !! IT'IS FANT4STIC !! YOU CAN [Call Now!], and [Click H3re!] !! [Image-nation] LIFE IS YOU'R [Cre4tion] !!!
Everyone:
this!!!
hc he gets very upset when he's trying to sing one of his favorite songs and he glitches
How does he eat kitkats?
Oh! He would eat a kitkat [like this].
DISGRACEFUL
HE CAN GO BACK TO THE GARBAGE CAN/j
ok. fair point.
bUT. it wouldn’t be me doing the yeeting.
👀i am looking respectfully
so who would be tossing spamton like baseball :)
Spamton gets so mad, he goes limp while standing, his glasses go static and [THIS] starts being broadcasted from his mouth.
JSJSJ
Yes.
Every time he is pushed past his limit he starts broadcasting horrible voiced-over infomercials/fake commercials.
May I bring "KITCHEN GUN" to your attention?
How about we call it “Loaded Husk” like a play on Loaded Disk and incorporating the “Empty“ via the term “Husk“.
It sounds a bit goofy, but I think it’s fitting?
you got the loaded disk and an empty husk of a man to join you.
I'm on board with this name idea
totally not gonna shake around his empty husk of a body ahahaha..
everyone has their own little AU’s and dreams and junk for Spamton.
and I’m over here just, tucking Spamton’s husk of a body in for a little nap while he’s chillin’ in the loaded disk until I get to the queen’s basement again.
just casually dressing him up in the cool little clothing armor I find on the way.
oh wow, a free spamton dress up doll!
garbage man go zzz
perfect opportunity to make him try on some cool clothes :)
carrying spamton's body with you while he's still aware of his surroundings in the disk has alot of potential. He cant speak to you in the disk but he knows what's going on and can see you gently carrying his body, hugging it and keeping it safe with you. It wasnt part of the deal, you dont get anything out of it, you're just being kind for the sake of being kind and for a guy who hasnt been shown kindness in years that's got to hit him HARD.
OH ABSOLUTELY!!
You are like.. horrified after the whole transfer and he's just mentally laughing maniacally in the disk all excited for what's to come. And you, ignoring the warm disk in hand, take notice of his body just ragdoll'd on the floor behind his little table. Probably fell off the chair after the transfer. The change of scenery in the room and everything just...
How could you just leave him lying there? Just... Pick him up gently, fix up his glasses, and just kinda.. take him with you. He's now you're traveling companion, chatting one-sidedly with his body unaware of him in the disk hearing all this.
Either you have him tucked under your arm or you carry him like you would a child. And he's just "WHAT THE [Heck] IS THIS [Little Sponge] DO ING WITH MY [Physical Form] ??! WE DO NO'T NEED IT!! I'AM GONNA BE [[BIG]] !!" At first.
Imagine if you took him through the city limits without the magic door again and you visit the Addisons. They don't say anything but they don't seem to want to look away from Spamton's body in your arms. Spamton's probably like "[Sponge] !!!1!!!! N0!!!!! NOT [Them] !!1!!"
There's so much potential for funny interactions, but also, and especially, for some moments of Spamton getting hit with a freight train of emotion cuz you've been caring for and taking care of him the whole way with literally no reason to. He's just a creepy dirty little dumpster diving salesman thing. Why?
Juste pick up little greasy garbage salesman,, hold him gently like hamburger,, hold him like baby,, little football carry
Squish that man
Watching a stream and 🥺 cause someone said that ‘it makes sense Kris screams after we beat spamton cause he’s the only denizen to talk to kris as the puppet they both are’ Nd I’m SAd
hhhhh Yeah. But also, holy heck the Spamton NEO fight must have bee a horrific nightmare to experience. DUDE LITERALLY WENT OUT OF HIS MIND. LIKE? ANYONE would be screaming after that if they were asked if they were ok after something like T H A T.
Spamton lost himself, no longer was he just some funky little "friend" who knew how Kris felt or whom Kris could relate to. It makes sense they would be severely shaken up by seeing what possibly could happen to themself..
Both live a life.. with all the strings attached.
✨Just artist things✨
Me when my hand cramps up for the 17th time in one sitting 😍
@bitbitbitbitbit
NEO: OUT WITH THE [Old] !!! IN WITH THE [[ New ]] !!!
Spamton: -THMPK's against the wall-
JSJJS
HE JUST GETS CHUCKED INTO THE WALL
DOES THAT COUNT AS SELF-HARASSMENT??
my shoulder angel and devil…
I'll be your shoulder angel any time of the week!!! (Don't listen to the devil!!! 😾😾😾!!!)
But...
I could be ur angle.. or ur devill
North America's only marsupial, I love them dearly. Nature's vacuum.
They're also immune to most snake venom as they eat venomous snakes, too, and they are immune to rabies as well! Awesome!
They're also very adorable 💕
hhehehehehhe
"hi"
"are you-are you a lost possum?"
"do you want a car?"
lost possum
-violently grabs myself in a choke hold- don’t you dare draw Spamton’s tongue out, you stop that right now, stop thinking about it stOP IT STOP DO NOT–
NO NO NO NO
Spamton: Feral train wreck of a manlet, desperate, broken filter, 100% trash panda energy. full on opossum vibes. he is not above ankle biting, he may be a grown man, but he is not above biting some ankles if he must for some kromer.
Spamton NEO: 100% No filter, no thoughts, CONFIDENCE℠, desperation overload, he is massive and is absolutely in mental & physical pain at all times even if he looks fine on the outside. snap those strings, SNAP THOSE STRINGS– THERE AIN’T NO STRINGS ON ME!!
Spamton EX: Regular Spamton but he’s just taller now :) still an absolute wreck, recovering from the feral trash panda experience, gosh please help this man, he is TRYING. and THAT is upsetting and interfering with the addisons and just–
@thestalkerbunny
….I completely lost it over that part of your response to an anon.
You are entirely correct on that analysis. he absolutely would do that.
For his bio it's probably like:
LOOKING FOR [[Hot singles near you!!]]? WELL THEN [[Look no further!!]]
And when the time comes for him to meet up for a date it's just him attempting to get you to buy some overpriced junk
Like a broken CD player 😍