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Finance department asking the real questions

The answer here is, obviously, that in the world of Cars there would be no such thing as 'car insurance' as we understand it because cars are people. However, they would refer to life insurance as 'car insurance' bcos it would be a solid goof. Ergo the wrong answer is winning.

penny-anna

Decided that since this is displayed in the shared office space we're all invited to participate and went through to add a vote, forgetting that one of the managers from a different office is working in there today, had to explain to him who Lightning McQueen is.

allandnot

Tbh, I'm more interested in the competition between Leibnitz and Digestives?

Or is it a "how many times were they mentioned" sort of thing?

penny-anna

Oh that's the biscuit world cup

penny-anna

It's not actually Leibniz Vs digestives, as you can see it's Leibniz Vs nice and digestives Vs party rings

penny-anna

Lady Juniper of Finance was an AI generated picture of a dog dressed in Tudor fashion. She was removed from the flipchart some time ago.

penny-anna

UPDATE:

As you can see ultimately people voted in favour of Lightning McQueen having car insurance.

The biscuit world cup semi final has concluded. When I spoke to the finance team they were also a bit confused by the blandness of the results. My prediction is that the ultimate victor will be shortbread and I'm content with that.

#brings me back to the aftermath of a friends stag do being held at our house when i was working a night shift #came downstairs to see a whiteboard ranking breakfast foods in an english breakfast #good times #(my husband was organising it i joined for a bit of socialising and toasties in the afternoon lol)

jisuto

#legend of zelda #video games #cuteeee

spoonybird

Birds of Aotearoa

#art #cuteeee

cerleansky

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

speaklavenderthoughts-deactivat

absolutely obsessed with these tags

#text #strange what you carry with you #all the myriad of influences you bear of those you admire and love

deslizada

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

#text #wonderful #also bonus points if it would give specific cursed energy to your friend

phantomrose96

me at 10: well really what I want to do with my life is cure cancer, and be an extremely famous scientist, and discover things that change the world, and win a Nobel Prize, and be a novelist, and

me at 20: so what I think I want is to have a successful career, and work hard for promotions, and establish myself in my industry, and make a good life for myself, and sure it's not curing cancer but it's more realistic

me at 30: I want to pet my kitty cat. I want to go on long bike rides when the weather is nice. I want to roll around on the grass. I want to cook good food. I want to clean my house. I want to get a good vacuum. I want to sleep when I'm tired. I want to never open Microsoft Teams again.

#i turn 30 next week and this is where my headspace is at lol #i just like helping people so still want to be involved in my community but not in a go getter sort of way lol #text