Hey, Its my blog

Hey, I’m that one mistake that haunts you, John. I'm 23 and sad most of the time(Previously That-Kid-You-Proabably-Know)

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

[stophelping]

Congratulations, that's the vibe

[markodragic]

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

[markodragic]

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage

[powerburial]

esports commentator: now watch what she does here. shes crouching with snake to indicate hes proposing. blink and youll miss it: she uses down+b to place a bomb- this is the wedding ring. going back to bayonetta, shes going to ever so slightly tilt the left stick forward, now this serves two purposes: 1.) to make sure she doesnt set off that bomb when she goes to accept snakes proposal, which would obviously ruin the whole scene, but 2.) and this is a more subtle touch, to show bayonettas hesitation. that's something we know about bayonettas character, shes very independent, so thats the true work of a master to incorporate that into their gameplay

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

thinking of when I had a dream I was an aging white father of 3 kids and my weeping wife was begging me to not leave (I don’t know why I was leaving her) and as I walked out the front door of our suburban home I turned around in my khakis and said “I’m sorry, but I have to go now and….I’m never coming back. I love you” and then woke up like

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

i just spoke with thomas jefferson and he says he wears an among us binder now

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

everyone's a critic

[autodiscipline]

girls after withstanding a lifetime of perpetual trauma

girls after they break their favorite mug that costs 69¢

[mother-of-imps]

Id trade anything for the amulet

[evilwizard]

you will.

[mother-of-imps]

Ive lost everything

[evilwizard]

[fall-out-girlboy]

Here's a cookie I hope you feel better.

[evilwizard]

oh i don’t think so

[tamaharu]

okay but like. carrie white was in the right

[tamaharu]

traumatised girl is bullied by her peers and relentlessly religiously abused by her mother and just wants to be a normal well liked girl? faces an event no one warned her about that scares her and in reponse her peers and mother terrorize her? and begins developing powers she doesnt understand and cant control? and another girl employs her boyfriend to help her feel normal except the girls that bullied her continue to traumatize her on what she felt was the best night of her life by killing the boy she was with and drenching her in the thing that rehashes the initial, horrific catalyst? carrie white didnt do anything wrong

[waitinghopingliving]

Carrie White: *brutally kills all of her tormentors with her psychic powers*

Me:

[drownedinlight]

So I reread the book lately for my podcast, and what’s interesting is that Carrie doesn’t even set out to kill anyone at first. She wants to make the sprinklers go off so that everyone else gets drenched the way she did. Carrie actually leaves the prom, goes and lies on the front lawn, then thinks, “Hey, I have psychic powers, and I can totally accomplish this reverse prank.” The only thing is the use of her psychic abilities degrades her ability to reason (no, really, that’s something King explicitly wrote out). So when she locks the doors on everyone and then sets off t he sprinklers, it causes an electrical fire. But Carrrie’s doing so much psychic work (you could say “carrying such a heavy mental load”) that she’s unable to reason beyond the fact that the fire will also punish these people who just laughed at her for getting covered in blood. And once that happens, Carrie’s like, “hey, fire’s such a great idea. You know who could use more of it? This entire fucking town.”

[aviculor]

[shesnake]

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[mariacallous]

[dittoslimes]

Todays mood

[cyan-concrete]

SO I HAD A WEAPON WITH LOOTING 9000+ AND NEARLY TOOK DOWN THE SERVER

[oscilite]

I thought this was a slab of ground beef superimposed into minecraft

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[rosmaryne]

was feelin like shite so I drew some blobs and turned them into weird frogs

[wistful-willows]

I love them

[aurantia-ignis]

Day 3: Waxing Gibbous - Growth

Nearly a month has passed, and the baby is growing bigger =>

[ayuppears]

[i-smell-ice-cream]

[forgamers]

Russian exorcisms be like

[missster-anderson-deactivated20]

This bitch haunted… YEET

[nitashinori]

From what i could roughly understand: [no idea sorry] *GASP* *exhale* “In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”

[politedemon]

the fact the new series of hypothetical isn’t allowed to talk about the pandemic just in case people forget it happened is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

[fernsandsunflowers]

Watch me scheduling this to be re-reblogged in two years for obvious reasons that I might forget in that time.