I have no idea who you are so tell me everything about you starting from the day you were born :3
Everything about me? Alrighty, babe!
My memories of my childhood are quite fuzzy, but I don't remember having the best childhood in the world. It had its moments though.
Emperor Bog was stupid enough to get our entire homeplanet destroyed and most of us martians had to move into an apartment on his ship. Of course, this lead to a lot of people in power trying to find somewhere new to live, to which a lot of them gave up after a while,some of them choosing to seek refuge in a small area on a random planet. That was, until the Emperor showed interest in a planet called Earth, which is where the story you know and love comes along!
Me, Do-Wah and B-Bop were recruited to go conquer it, to which we didn't really wanna do knowing that Bog would eventually end up destroying this planet too, considering his irresponsible and destructive tendencies.
"Why only three martians?" See, that's what I thought! If I remember correctly though we were apparently the "first wave" of the martian fleet.
We arrived on earth, and before you know it...we didn't conquer it, but the three of us considered it our new home, and made friends with a trio of humans. I was quite surprised by this place. I never knew that there could be a place so peaceful, and so...quiet. Within a few days of living on this planet I realized I was living my entire life on edge. I never knew that it wasn't normal to constantly be stressed about something. On Mars (And the Bog star for that matter) the chances of coming across an area that was completely silent was insanely low, and you allways had to be on the lookout for conflicts since it was easy to accidentally get yourself roped into one.
I quickly gained a habit of sitting on the roof of Zap's arcade,usually at night, just to listen to nothing but the breeze. At first I'd do it whilst covering my ears in fear of a sudden loud noise, but the peaceful nature of nighttime on this planet was eventually enough for me to learn to just lay down and relax, letting my guard down a little bit.
Enough backstory stuff. Nowadays I spend my days indulging in human hobbies, alongside still playing around with martian tech from time to time. I've had a lot of self discoveries over the years, which has helped to shape who I am today. Though I'm having a hard time with fully accepting it and finally telling the others, I'm proud to admit that I'm bisexual,autistic and working on recovering from numerous mental illnesses, babe!