What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unawarewolf.
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What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unawarewolf.
Is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?
we need blood
You’re not helping..
*bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!
When people make a mockery of a serious post.
*chanting grows louder* blood! blood! blood! blood! BLOOD! BLOOD!
BLOOD!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unawarewolf.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unawarewolf.
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What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unawarewolf.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
The words of a generation
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…baby one more time // stronger
I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text
(via bl-ossomed)
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was
my nurse just came in to check my vitals and I told him to fight me from beneath a mountain pillows. He just moved my pillows and told me maybe later.
he just came in again and when I tried to tell him to fight me again I started coughing and I couldn’t breathe and then then he just smiled and told he won’t fight me because he knows I’d win
Apparently I seduced him with my drool and terrible lungs because he wrote his number on a coffee from the giftshop under “fight me?”
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