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[hippiecove]

What do you call a sleeping werewolf?

[hippiecove]

An unawarewolf. 

[unpopularopinions111]

Is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

we need blood

[unpopularopinions111]

You’re not helping..

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

*bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!

[unpopularopinions111]

When people make a mockery of a serious post.

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

*chanting grows louder* blood! blood! blood! blood! BLOOD! BLOOD!

BLOOD!

[hippiecove]

What do you call a sleeping werewolf?

[hippiecove]

An unawarewolf. 

[hippiecove]

What do you call a sleeping werewolf?

[hippiecove]

An unawarewolf. 

[wanokokoro-japan]

cute moss balls. かわいい苔玉。京都のINOBUNより

[laceymicallef-deactivated202006]

Nail Salon Neon back patches - Made in the USA  bigbudpress.com

[hippiecove]

What do you call a sleeping werewolf?

[hippiecove]

An unawarewolf. 

[hippiecove]

What do you call a sleeping werewolf?

[therealmisscocoperu]

[damnitrj]

The words of a generation

[the-boy-who-toked]

Why does this not have enough notes?

[robinshcerbatsky]

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

[hippiecove]

…baby one more time // stronger

[just-a-penis--with-a-dream]

I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text

(via bl-ossomed)

[beyondhighh]

[constablereggy]

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

[justmyflawedlogic-deactivated20]

[shmapey-deactivated20140329]

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

[beksboys]

IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was

[lostcap]

my nurse just came in to check my vitals and I told him to fight me from beneath a mountain pillows. He just moved my pillows and told me maybe later.

[lostcap]

he just came in again and when I tried to tell him to fight me again I started coughing and I couldn’t breathe and then then he just smiled and told he won’t fight me because he knows I’d win

[lostcap]

Apparently I seduced him with my drool and terrible lungs because he wrote his number on a coffee from the giftshop under “fight me?”

[cadbanee]

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