Modern Day Mythology

- Taylor - 28 - Portland -

[stream]

Entertainment Weekly Photoshoot | Jamie Lee Curtis & Michael Myers

[lilygoat]

Art by Paul Wisniewski

[everythingfox]

Big happy

[shubbabang]

Patreon | Webtoon

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alyssemazakian)

[somecutething]

A gentle old man 👴🏼

[snorlaxatives]

trader joe’s is so strategic with their cheap ass pricing… i’ll be browsing the store like ‘oh wow that’s just$2.99′ ‘this is only $3.99′ ‘i gotta get this it’s only $1.99′ and then i end up spending 85 bucks because my weak monkey brain can’t comprehend that things add up

[gif87a-com]

[antifa-hulk]

[unsettlingstories]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pikachupoblacional-deactivated2]

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[king-turtle-of-shit-mountian]

[otherworldlystatic]

Wild / Old God sighting.

[nerdgul]

Everytime the internet shows me a picture of a moose next to a car i still can never comprehend how stupid big they are

[arianagrandre]

Ariana joking about her diva rumors

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m SCREAMING at how she loses it when she says she’s getting a grande! SDFSFSGSSDGDDSGF

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[no-chill-at-all]

[rain-tea-coffee]