Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp being down for, like, the 4th time this year, while this hellsite keeps running jerkily but inexorably since the start of time
Tumblr is the 20 year old Nokia phone of the internet. It will never stop working. You could run over it with a truck and it would still just keep on working, with only a few minor scuffs which will eventually be worn smooth again with use.























