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I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

rosalui

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

meso-mijali

rosalui

yES

candyfornia

Britney Spears being forced to promote fellow RCA artists

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britney’s face in the 2nd gif reminds me of this

klapollo

imagine not loving this man unironically. couldn’t be me

chessys

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

iraffiruse

heathens-and-kings

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

owawaaa

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

agentromanoffsir

some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

kidkitthekingslayer

The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

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This makes me so happy ☺️

iamhannalashay

Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

jaxuhmillion

I LOVE THIS OMFG

taylorzrealm

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!

saiasus

trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv

Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head

writingsandwonders

The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women.

viragon

I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing - we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.

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Reblog the shit out of this

yetanothertaylor

We need more positive things like this!

notyrqueer

Okay but I did cry

pr1nceshawn

Photography Tricks Anyone Can Do.

campadog

grumsal

they’re *finally* making sexy oliver twist

ajyson

“please, daddy, i want some more”

jonbutter

not only do i want this post deleted, but i want the entire channel of NBC deleted right this minute

wianki

this is the mood for november lads

psy-faerie

the-real-eye-to-see

There is nothing this man can’t do!

sashayed

Did u guys know that Terry Crews – who grew up in Flint, Mich., and earned an arts scholarship to Interlochen before his full ride as a college football player – just launched a contemporary furniture line?