173cm of fury and rage

Hi im bird any pronouns are cool. late 20s. i got a bachelor in fine arts

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[amazoogle]

[loveridden1999]

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

[ruffboi-mags]

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[g0dtier]

Taco bell just opened a store close to us. Tried it. Heavily disappointed.

[g0dtier]

i am now officially a RN so now theres only a small step between me having both a bachelor of arts and a bachelor of science

[g0dtier]

In her stupid "lost my balls" outfit

[g0dtier]

Caved and got legends A-Z and my first shiny is a full odds alpha manectrike so i guess i gotta build my whole team around this guy

[sicknastyjr]

Sicko mode is so crazy because why is most of drake's verse him bragging about taking xanax and falling asleep on a plane 😔

[sicknastyjr]

Like okay man

[teaboot]

That’s a 50 year old man brag

[fuckboyzuko]

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

[g0dtier]

So fucking tired of cooking websites or youtube channels or whatever being allergic to vegetables. Like i know it doesnt bring as many clicks as the MEATOMATER 5000 burger but damn yall know youre not eating beef/chicken+carbs of choice all week and calling it a complete meal

[bed-bath-and-bazinga]

A story in three parts

[g0dtier]

Longue

[ros-sauce]

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

[ros-sauce]

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

[ros-sauce]

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe

[theaudientvoid]

[hotvampireadjacent]