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bigcrimez

The cannon reason why Link doesn’t speak

musashi

any npc: link why are you so quiet link: [dissociating] what

anivaangel

I think Shadow likes the new crinkle bag that I got her.

orchidvioletindigo

She wiggle

kittysuggest

she waggle

occoris

#she crinkle the baggle

afro-elf

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic

werewolfofsector2814

We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.

You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.

Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.

afro-elf

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

khadidon

Bosses/Managers be like…

blackmodel

DIE

roslips

I HATE HER 😂

pizzaotter

I WAS NOT FUCKING READY

ryandevon

I swear I can’t stand her 😂💀

babyanimalgifs

occidentalavian

insidiousclouds-2

i can’t stop laughing that gif is perfect

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

somecutething

theblacktora

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

shota-co

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

brofligate

Bruh, it’s an apple.

chasing-skrrts-deactivated20200

him eating apple floss

pocketss

it’s just one of those croissant days

pocketss

we love a recovery

mens-rights-activia

Please reblog this post with “your girl away wyd” nonsensical memes please

nasfera2

My time to shine

pinktelevision

alwaysbewoke

6 Rom-Coms With Plus Size Stars That Prove Rebel Wilson Wrong

1) Beauty Shop

2) Phat Girlz

3) B.A.P.S.

4) Just Wright

5) Last Holiday

6) Why Did I Get Married?

highlandvalley

A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in @bijutsu1 https://twitter.com/jiffington/status/1062471505496469504/video/1

theecherrywinehouse

Let them see the art damnit

northstarfan

I <3 how both cats are making “Hi, friend!” gestures at the guard. And the guard is all “No, no! You can’t come in!” even as he’s patting one on the head. XD

ellohcee

LET THEM IN.

admiralrainbow

everything is never as it seems

minute-men

hey Op, do you accept criticism

admiralrainbow

i DO accept criticism but i WILL cry

district3-deactivated20230204

Big Dick Energy pride flag. don’t use this unless you have big or moderate Dick Energy

whitepeopletwitter

silent-calling

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

tetigistuss

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.