My Friends Call Me Hip Dad

Smash / Longboards / Climbing Sanguine / Aries / ENFP

[bigcrimez]

The cannon reason why Link doesn’t speak

[musashi]

any npc: link why are you so quiet link: [dissociating] what

[anivaangel]

I think Shadow likes the new crinkle bag that I got her.

[orchidvioletindigo]

She wiggle

[kittysuggest]

she waggle

[occoris]

#she crinkle the baggle

[afro-elf]

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

[werewolfofsector2814]

We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.

You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.

Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.

[afro-elf]

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

[khadidon]

Bosses/Managers be like…

[blackmodel]

DIE

[roslips]

I HATE HER 😂

[pizzaotter]

I WAS NOT FUCKING READY

[ryandevon]

I swear I can’t stand her 😂💀

[babyanimalgifs]

[occidentalavian]

[insidiousclouds-2]

i can’t stop laughing that gif is perfect

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

[somecutething]

[theblacktora]

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

[shota-co]

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

[brofligate]

Bruh, it’s an apple.

[chasing-skrrts-deactivated20200]

him eating apple floss

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[mens-rights-activia]

Please reblog this post with “your girl away wyd” nonsensical memes please

[nasfera2]

My time to shine

[pinktelevision]

[alwaysbewoke]

6 Rom-Coms With Plus Size Stars That Prove Rebel Wilson Wrong

1) Beauty Shop

2) Phat Girlz

3) B.A.P.S. 

4) Just Wright 

5) Last Holiday

6) Why Did I Get Married?

[highlandvalley]

A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in @bijutsu1 https://twitter.com/jiffington/status/1062471505496469504/video/1

[theecherrywinehouse]

Let them see the art damnit

[northstarfan]

I <3 how both cats are making “Hi, friend!” gestures at the guard. And the guard is all “No, no! You can’t come in!” even as he’s patting one on the head. XD

[ellohcee]

LET THEM IN.

[admiralrainbow]

everything is never as it seems

[minute-men]

hey Op, do you accept criticism 

[admiralrainbow]

i DO accept criticism but i WILL cry

[district3-deactivated20230204]

Big Dick Energy pride flag. don’t use this unless you have big or moderate Dick Energy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[patterbay]

I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]

[lycanthropire]

Oh this is GORGEOUS

[crewefox-deactivated20210921]

😍

[kotbliny]

angry anfisa masterpost

[braetsch]

[matissethecatto]

web star

[beware-the-dog]

Wait is that…

ITS HER

[teathattast]

a queen

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK