Welcome

[officialleorio]

Its July 10th

[123iloveyoutoo]

thanks dad

[123iloveyoutoo]

thats literally the funniest thing on earth wtf

[whitepeopletwitter]

[debkorvelus]

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

[nutsacktorturer]

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

[valtsv]

[xanax23432432-blog]

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

men will call themselves gamers when they're not even willing to kiss other men on the lips. what gives

[loversdreamersandyou]

[realnuisancealligator]

This is what it feels like to be in training at a new job

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[snugglebearinc]

[naamahdarling]

I’m losing my fucking mind.

[kittykat8311]

oh my god

[cryptid-sighting]

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

[lady-feral]

Wow

[telefunkies]

stickers make monkey brain go BRRRR

[nitrosplicer]

This video is the natural outcome of algorithms monetizing the hatewatching of terrible food videos, and I’m fascinated with it. The pathetic smears of mayonnaise. The excrement-like plops of pulverized fish. The cold grated cheese, sticking in the mayonnaise like the worst sort of gingerbread house decor. The flourish at the end, as if to say, look what I cooked. You didn’t cook. You destroyed. And over it all, the shrill off tune whistling, like the whispers of the damned.

[mostweakhamlets]

without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens 

[bigtiddygandalf]

…explainnn

[mostweakhamlets]

america’s response to 9/11 caused my chemical romance to form in protest

mcr inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight

twilight gets a movie deal

michael sheen gets casted as aro in the twilight films

a reporter asks michael sheen why he’s in such a silly film series for such a silly genre

michael sheen defends the genre publicly and cites neil gaiman’s works

neil gaiman hears about this and reached out and they go to dinner and eat illegal octopus

neil gaiman and michael sheen become friends

years later neil gaiman finally gets to adapt good omens for tv and casts michael sheen as aziraphale

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

[writterings]

[newtonpermetersquare]

Anyway

[andhjsndns-deactivated20201127]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[justnoodlefishthings]

[esnails]

its labor day post mpreg karl marx

[jasper-rolls]

What political statement is this even meant to convey