(✿◠‿◠)Rachel(◠‿◠✿)

24 | Seinfeld Obsessed | Dog lover | Expert Procrastinator | Human

[chelsamander]

[nintendroid]

[carpaltunnelz-archive]

me: *has to get up early*

me at 1am:

[lymphonodge]

me when im a small but knowing clown

[theweirdwideweb]

[docorwho]

M E R R Y  C H R I S T M A S 

[paperweightverre]

[feistiest]

listen… nothing in this world makes sense. fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing and boxing rings are square and noses run and feet smell and shrek 1 and 2 made it to cannes film festival. just do whatever the fuck you want honestly

[justalittletumblweed-deactivate]

[ruinedchildhood]

Supermarket Sweep (1965-2003)

[smt4]

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

[gentlemanbones]

[frankencute]

[deejay]

aaaaaaaand we’re going to war with poland.

[squidliescrawls]

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

[softchubbypuppy]

[quesofresc0]

Me

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Me when my boss gives me actual work to do

[spacetwinks]

you: wow i have so many fond memories about A Goofy Movie, do you wanna talk about it

me: yeah. what was this fucking guy’s deal

you: whose deal

me:

[chinuplittlepup]

[uncontrollableanus]

Actually me