Honest Elevator Pitches for Thai BL
2gether - every possible candy-colored trope, dressed up in a super frilly cape and charging across the screen draped over pretty muscles and product placement
2 Moons franchise - a lot of overly sweet pink milk but we only care about the side dishes
Dark Blue Kiss - *dramatic intro music* keeping a long term relationship secret is hard, especially when you keep sharing food and kissing in pools
Gen Y - bloated drunken dramatic mess of charm and parody that is way more entertaining than it should be, basically my college years
He’s Coming To Me - boy invites ghost to move in with him, they flirt and investigate MURDER
Ingredients - step back Gold Blend Couple this is the food advertisement story to beat, come for the recipes, stay for the adorable
I Told the Sunset About You - classic European bildungsroman dressed up as Thai BL, like orange and dark chocolate, not for everyone but if it’s your thing you will KILL FOR IT
Love By Chance - sweetest story of first love surrounded by salad-barfing clowns
Love by Chance 2 - bittersweet story of first love and an attempt to make regurgitated salad palatable
Love Mechanics - hot mess of great chemistry, as if someone heard about Snickers and so stuck whole peanuts into hot coco
Love Sick - hot mess of great chemistry, only in high school, and somehow the added angst and pining makes it so that whoever heard about Snickers then invented Snickers pie but is now forcing you to eat THE WHOLE THING
My Engineer - four love stories making up the Sorting Hat of BL, your preference = your house
(RamKing = Ravenclaw, MekBoss = Hufflepuff, BohnDuen = Slytherin, TharaFong = Gryffindor – yeah yeah, bite me)
My Gear and Your Gown - there’s a super slutty bisexual baby Dom named Pure and a winsome dentist, but that’s pretty much all its got going for it
Make it Right - messed up babies done mess the fuck up, if you love this you’ll be apologizing for that affection for the rest of your BL life
Manner of Death - a smoldering muscle boy murderY series with added cactus baby
My Tee - yeah we don’t know what’s going on either, but the chemistry is really good?
Oxygen - the softest lowest angst love story ever to be stretched into a series, like warm milk, you might come to crave it every night, or it might just put you to sleep
Puppy Honey - actually a heterosexual romance, but no one pays attention to that part, we just want OffGun, so it’s like this salad you’re not really enjoying but the dressing is so good you kinda just want to drink that part
SOTUS - shouty babies falling in love despite themselves and eating together A LOT
Tonhon Chonlatee - characters are too stupid to live, you may be too stupid to live after watching it, but what a way to go
TharnType - the greatest moral quandary in all BL: how rapey can we get and still become the most popular BL couple of all time?
Until We Meet Again - a romantic ode to Thai desserts meets reincarnation and an actual plot (bonus: super sexy potato chips)
Why R U? - no one knows what’s going on, not even the characters, but absolutely no one cares
YYY - the Penrose triangle of BL, this one will make you WORK for your total and utter confusion, in fact it might actually drive you crazy if you attempt to understand it
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