yes, i'll live, but i won't enjoy it

birdie! 19! bi! confused about the concept of gender!

[catchymemes]

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

I'm am influencer 😊 *influences all of my followers to attack*

[doorsuvperception-deactivated20]

[wolg-fang]

IM TORN INTO PIECES

[leehallfae]

straight friend groups: *the blonde* *the jock* *the brunette* *the chad*

gay friend groups: *the suave scientist* *the exiled spy* *the repressed engineer* *the resistance fighter* *the unwitting religious figure* *the exasperated shapeshifter* *the soft dramatic dork practicing rugged frontier medicine*

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

Your sims house is very decadent for someone who hates the rich.

It’s the sims…

[wahbegan]

creating a bare-bones socialist compound for your Sims to live in as radical praxis

[raspberrybush]

this theatre magazine from 1993 really gets it

[archivemol]

me: im feeling pretty Stable right now

brain: (shooting at my feet with a gun like an evil cowboy) I wanna see ya dance!!!

[dinuguan]

[tellyjpg]

yo

[killamunkey-deactivated20190308]

More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face

[thahalfrican]

lmaooo

[7mangoes]

they looked at each other like, this bitch 😂

[allerasphinx]

I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i’m obsessed with shows like supernatural, teen wolf, etc. where a person gets attacked and the doctor in the ER is immediately like “it looks like they were attacked by a wolf” like it makes me FEEL INSANE

HOW many wolf attacks is the average US ER doctor seeing to make this instant assessment

as a wildlife biologist I wouldn’t assume a wolf attack unless the victim was found while being Actively attacked by wolves

[atotalmess]

It’s a different thing in the USA we actually have wild animals.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m American. I got my degree in West Virginia. There have been 2 (MAYBE 3, it’s a little unclear) verifiable fatal wolf attacks in All of North America since at least as far back as 1900. I promise no doctor is assuming wolves when a patient gets rolled in. That said, this post is just a joke

[allaneddem]

So, in this case, what a doctor will assume?

Asking for a writer.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m not a doctor, but from the wildlife perspective, I’d assume dogs first if the person were in-town. MAYBE a bear, depending on where you are. Grizzly country and black bear country are different. If you need a character to get attacked by a wild animal, just start by googling historic cases of animal attacks in the setting. 

ALSO, I know it’s fiction, but I hope writers start thinking more about our responsibility when we portray wildlife. Fiction has done a lot of damage to predator species for centuries, so it’d be nice to start portraying them more realistically.

I’ve only ever been attacked by an animal in the wild once. I was in a the woods of a state park.

It was a feral domestic cat, orange tabby.

[redchrominance]

*person attacked by a werewolf is wheeled into the ER* “it looks like they were attacked by a… very big raccon?”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*vampire victim wheeled in*

doctor: how big did witnesses say the possum was

[catasters]

[pancheteenginemind]

question

[ghouloriented]

[piesandswords]

checking your phone in the middle of a task

[wizardjpeg]

i honestly am welcome in most buildings, im an eager guest; and they love to have me

[we-were-angels-once]

@grantaire why did you leave this in the tags

[transfemininomenon]

thinking about the woman at work earlier who, upon me telling her we were about to close, immediately abandoned her half full cart of stuff and BOOKED it out of the store

[transfemininomenon]

[worfapologist]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[loversdreamersandyou]

[realnuisancealligator]

This is what it feels like to be in training at a new job

[1995lahaine]

(hillary clinton voice) you’d better get yourselves to those Wet Ass Polls!

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[therealraewest]

This basically sums up all his tweets