Hyperfixation dumping ground @raddcards - Tumblr Blog

It’s actually very simple: all cartoon characters have Schrödinger’s junk. They exist in a quantum superposition of smooth like a Barbie doll and hung like a horse, and when you collapse the waveform it resolves to whichever option makes the joke land.

heroofthreefaces

#Reblogging this because I feel this applies to more than just toon junk #And also because I tried to find this post to explain an idea I had and desperately tried to keep it sane sounding #so it's GOING TO THE BLOG

desmolbean404

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

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100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

#98%#I think I got. One wrong.

freebasegod

how many apples tall are yall?

#17.33

queer-as-city-folk

nobody ever mentions this but Soviet jazz is really good

greg-jar-mp3

No clue what I would look up but Ill try and find some

queer-as-city-folk

fuzzyblizzardkitty

> oh it cant be THAT good

> what in the everloving mother of god

#DAMN OKAY!!#Good art

unification

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

#This is the plot of Saw

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 19 hours 46 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

#VOTE SENSHI NOW

aboutoriginality

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

#lux comic spoilers #<- PREV.#...I mean she's right

peony-pearl

THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT

give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW

#Airi likes parappa the rappa. She thinks he's neat. If there was a chance for her to indulge in a Halloween-like event she'd be parappa

robertfagden

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

#GUVE IT UP FOR MY OC MILLER YET AGAIN #Will you ever see him on this blog? Who knows!#But you'll sure as hell hear bout him

ohwhatagloomyshow

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 3 days 14 hours

#Doai and your reblogs are pretty entertaining!#When you don't reblog penis gnome /57 times-/

girldraki

#Because of this post I've used the phrase “whatever cheeses your cheddar”#Thank you.

raddcards

Y'all wanna see the cool project I just finished

raddcards

of course you do I made shadow the hedgehog flare jeans

In the ongoing effort to try and get over my fear of my sewing machine I enlisted her help to make these jeans for my shadow cosplay I'm planning to do, Very happy with how they turned out!!

#My art #FINALLY it's over!!!!#both materials are denim and both pants were thrifted #even turned the remains of the red pants into shorts so I got two (2) new pants!!!#also who knew getting specific needles for specific materials made the sewing process much smoother crazy how that works

Y'all wanna see the cool project I just finished

#ooooo I'm so happy it's finally done this has taken so long