Aʟʟᴀɴ Eᴅᴅᴇᴍ

wʀɪᴛɪɴɢ, ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏɢʀᴀᴘʜʏ, ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs ᴀɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛɪɴɢs.

[lapt0pp]

how to grow the fuck up

[friendliness]

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn $50-$100 by taking surveys

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

54 ways to save money

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

how to prevent a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

rights when cops pull you over

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

choosing a major

job interview tips

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ultimate packing list

traveling when you have no money 

best way to pack a suitcase

how to apply for a passport

how to make a travel budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

ways to get better at asking for help

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

reasons to stay alive

small daily goals

[eatingdisorderssuck01]

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

[mxdragonturtle]

Ima need this eventually

[ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space]

same fam.

[angelmavmurdock]

reblogging so i have it for when i leave school in a year yessir

[the-haiku-bot]

reblogging so i

have it for when i leave school

in a year yessir

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sevaria]

I love it when a sad and beautiful man smokes a cigarette

[pngblog]

[darknymfa-art]

Marchosauria day 20, Corythoraptor jacobsi. Read a few too many descriptions comparing this guy to a cassowary and then suddenly wattles and colors happened.

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[hellenhighwater]

My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.

He doesn't have an explanation for this other than the fact that it's cool. And honestly, that's a pretty compelling argument

[hellenhighwater]

Oh good, he's named it.

[hellenhighwater]

He got her and she's gargantuan

[hellenhighwater]

THE BIG is home!!

[hellenhighwater]

Update: brother says: tell your internet people- I’ve been making the car shiny and it is COOL.

He's correct. This is excellent.

[hellenhighwater]

I left my brother unattended he traded the little corvair next to THE BIG for this thing. I think he's building an armada

He is casting spell of car repair on it, I think.

[hellenhighwater]

Brother has been left unattended and has gotten himself a 1970 Cadillac DeVille.

And now it just needs a plate!

Other options are LONNNG and LOMMMG.

it should definitely be

LOMG

LONNNG

LOMMMG

Remaining time: 6 hours 11 minutes

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[fruitsfag]

17 years

[airinyourtires]

loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

[bunjywunjy]

oh ominous six-point buck of the field who won't stop staring at me, what is your wisdom?

[bunjywunjy]

his wisdom was "get the hell out of my field"

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[halles-comet]

Quick while the astronauts are no-transmission behind the moon let’s arrange the continents into a funny shape

[pansyfemme]

boob window revealing hairy chest

[discount-supervillain]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Pokemon is great because it asks the question of what if the animals in the woods had super powers and never delves any deeper into that

[queer-as-city-folk]

Like yeah we have these all powerful animals running around, the main thing we do with them is make them attack each other

[queer-as-city-folk]

Well that's a lie, they did say the catholic god is the same as a rat

[probablybadrpgideas]

Reverse of the usual pirate campaign: the party are stuck on an island and must deal with the assorted strange types who come to dock there (undead sailors, illithid brain-trawlers, smuggling gangs and spy rings making dead drops, treasure-hunting kobolds, the snurge, etc). Only at the very end do they amass enough ship parts to set sail themselves, after battling the antikraken (land-dwelling kaiju with a singular arm but dozens of hungering mouths).

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[what-even-is-thiss]

So logically Superman has the krypton version of muscle atrophy right so like anyways I know that he’s super buff for aesthetic comic book reasons but I feel like he ought to be like really frail looking

[what-even-is-thiss]

Man who collapses into a puddle when exposed to a normal atmosphere and gravity for his species should not have biceps that size is all I’m saying

[what-even-is-thiss]

What if that superhero outfit is padded with fake muscles like they are in the movies

[minmos]

Maria silent hill 2 listen to me. You need to leave James Sunderland for the green m&m