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my username is a lie, i never draw (tragic) 25 | they/he 🦇

[merletka]

Does anyone remember my Jason adopts an ugly cat au??? I came back with part 2 all of a sudden hah

Part 1 here

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

[alreadyundermygenjutsu]

Give me jelly beans you fuck head

[jtweird-brainrot]

You think there’s someone out there who doesn’t know what BloodyMary is and watched the iron lung YouTube release announcement and heard Mark say “now I can curl up in Ryan Gosling‘s arms” and was super confused like…

Ok??? Bit of a left turn but sure you do you Mark

[jtweird-brainrot]

You think there’s someone out there who doesn’t know what BloodyMary is and watched the iron lung YouTube release announcement and heard Mark say “now I can curl up in Ryan Gosling‘s arms” and was super confused like…

Ok??? Bit of a left turn but sure you do you Mark

[werewolf-transgenderism]

teeny tiny baby reticulated glass frogs from the Nashville Zoo I would lay down my life for you. look at them they are one molecule tall and made out of jello

[werewolf-transgenderism]

and perhaps you are thinking "wow this baby frog is so tiny it is like the size of 1/6th of a penny, I wonder how big the grown-up reticulated glass frogs are":

they are one ☝️ penny big and fashionably polka dotted

[werewolf-transgenderism]

teeny tiny baby reticulated glass frogs from the Nashville Zoo I would lay down my life for you. look at them they are one molecule tall and made out of jello

[werewolf-transgenderism]

and perhaps you are thinking "wow this baby frog is so tiny it is like the size of 1/6th of a penny, I wonder how big the grown-up reticulated glass frogs are":

they are one ☝️ penny big and fashionably polka dotted

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cats will just randomly fall asleep on you, they don't care

[chaintheguardien]

they do this because they care. they love you and the fact you are warm soft and safe

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They don't love the fact that maybe I want to stand up

[meadow-call]

pinecone it's time for me to get up

[tumble-witch]

Fun fact!

(she loves him just the way he is)

Here are some reaction pics because I love them so much. You can use them wherever as long as you credit me :)

[cloudabserk]

“is it gay to be in love with a genderless alien that you alone conceive of as male?” discussion thread locked by moderators after 89,000 comments.

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

[penny-anna]

#we would create an entire new astrology system about it#spoinglology

Grace, watching the eridian children develop a whole astrology-esque personality typing system based around what colour they are: oh god what have I done

[hollis-art]

let's be pebbles and misbehave on our field trip to mr. grace's habitat :D

do you think this would give him flashbacks to his last memories of earth being him getting manhandled? yes or no

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[mteverestaaaaahh]

as is the case with everyone their relationship is very thought provoking to me

[aroace-ryland-grace]

when you're trying to work on saving your planet but your best friend won't stop throwing a fucking circle at you

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[silentunder5mph]

@lesbrarians

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[hydrangea-pop]

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo