As a massive jojos nerd I'm ridiculously lucky to have a beautiful silly smart italian bf with long blonde hair who cosplays. I hope he never finds this account so he'll never know how much I glaze him.
I'm a big fan of sbr as well as umamusume as well as irl horseracing, I've always been a horse guy. I did digital designs for umamusume versions of slow dancer, valkyrie and silver bullet... I'm very tempted to draw them again if anyone is interested...
I just thought I'd do these because in ever fic I start or post and just in my head these are so canon to me. Some are pretty widely believed and some I just somehow thought of and can't not see as completely in character. It's not particularly modern AU, most are just in general.
🔹JOHNNY
- not completely quadriplegic as in the modern era a think even in a shitty hospital he would keep very mind sensation waist down
- not able to walk but after meeting gyro he would learn to walk using crutches after years of help from Dr. Zeppeli
- preppy af but secretly enjoys alt subcultures that his dad would disapprove of
- loves cute things but after everything that happened to his childhood mouse Danny he's never owned a pet and never asked for one
- keeps a journal/diary and is a suprisingly talented artist
- terrified of the water and swimming in general. Also never learnt to swim as a rich kid in the middle of Kentucky.
- grew up in a strictly religious household and hated religion until he later started to accept Christianity again in his adult years
- Asperger's autism. Speaking from experience.
- sort of guy to be fine with social situations and acts very friendly but talks shit behind everybody's backs
- amazing gamer
- gets incredibly clingy and attached easily to people and objects but doesn't show it until something might threaten separation
- incredibly fragile masculinity
🔹 GYRO
- owns many more stuffed animals back home
- incredibly smart and johnny learns more lore about him even after years of knowing eachother
- curly hair 🤤
- gains muscle so easily and it makes Johnny incredibly jealous since Gyro barely works out and Johnny was an athlete
- enjoys watching drag race with johnny (tequila joseph is their favourite queen)
- Italian orthodox Christian in an orthodox/catholic family though not strictly as his father is a man of science at heart
- soundcloud rapper
- sort of guy to donate to charity
- has really terrible slapstick humour from basically only associating with his younger siblings throughout his childhood
- LOUD when comfortable
- never had a proper girlfriend as very girl he was interested in was usually a patient who'd be released after she got better, and never called him back.
- kind of blissfully naiive when trusting of somebody, and becomes incredibly protective when he finds somebody he knows accepts him
🔹 DIEGO
- Johnny's cousin somehow idk how but they have to be related one way or another
- has insomnia
- was roommates with johnny for a while but was eventually kicked out after stealing and breaking a coffee machine
- tries incredibly hard to stay healthy and fit (no smoking, no drinking recreationally other than occasions, and definitely no drugs)
- 5'3 (160cm). Four apples tall.
- absolutely mama's boy forever. Bought her a grave after marrying his ex-wife.
- very clearly autistic. Bullied for it.
- dinosaur hyperfixation (his favourite is the Utahraptor)
- Atheist...or more he believes he is God.
- curly hair ugh I love curly hair I'm so jealous if you are reading this and have curls you are blessed
- talks to Silver Bullet
- actually really loves the admiration he gets from his fans and reads his fan letters when he's feeling down
- isn't good at using technology
- bisexual tendencies (well they all are a bit but I think johnny, gyro and hot pants prefer girls whereas Diego is completely 50/50) (Johnny's exception is Gyro and Gyro's exception is Johnny)
- finds comfort in quiet and understimulation, maybe just sitting together talking
- puts on a posh accent but whenever he's upset he reverts back to a cockney lilt
🔹HOT PANTS
- has intense OCD compulsions, always checking her surroundings
- devoutly catholic
- multilingual (gyro is too. They probably both know english, italian, spanish, german and french though gyro may know multiple italian dialects since his family originates in southern italy.)
- very good at maths and probably plays piano very well
- had shorter darker hair as a kid, she's always been very androgynous
- participates in mario kart pizza nights with gyro, johnny and diego (when he's invited) and wins often
- wears a rosary under her binder and finds solice in the feeling of it against her skin
- has incredible survival skills and probably went to lots of youth camps (can sew, cook, hunt and make shelter)
- introverted but doesn't get shy easily
- real name is Hazel. And yes I've considered it canon ever since I read Heat Death Harmony. REAL DINOPANTS TRUTHERS KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
🔹LUCY
- Johnny's her big brother and H.P is her big sister (at heart)
- suprisingly best music taste out of the whole gang
- wants to do law when she grows up
- favourite animals are rabbits
- H.P puts her nun skills to use and raises her to be able to take care of herself and defend herself
- Steven is her adoptive father
- filed a lawsuit against valentine and won
- begins learning horseriding herself (I mean she's really good at it considering how many times she's canonically on horseback with no prior experience)
- beautiful handwriting
- H.P brings her to sunday school
- she would find brainrot really stupid which disappoints gyro a lot
My bf asked me to cosplay fugo to match him as fugio by the weekend but I look like THIS and don't own a white wig of his cosplay help help how can I turn this ↓↓ into pannacotta fugo in 2 days.
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