Historically Gay

that historical figure that never married and lived with their super close best friend until their death

[adeles]

#2020 mood

[amateur]

[thebootydiaries]

vegan instagrammer: *posts picture of avocado on toast*

1st comment: 😍 Recipe?

[recommend]

Farmers Are Protecting Their Cows From Frostbite With Earmuffs

[catchymemes]

[capacity]

Bottom academy vs top academy

[assgod]

[memories]

Like if you’re a #keanu reeves fan, reblog if you’re a #hozier fan.

[will-of-this-heart]

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her there’s now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what they’re missing and hold their men to higher standards.

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Operation Gay Spite has claimed its first straight relationship! I’m not sure I’ve ever been prouder of anything in my life!

[the-very-gendered-queen]

If making lunch broke them up it was never a good one in the first place

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

He gets it.

[bahawaywithyou-deactivated20230]

Imagine a grown woman complaining to her stay-at-home husband that his home made lunch isn’t good enough because her friend gets a better one.

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Yeah no one’s husband was making them anything. Most of them made their husbands lunch despite working full time as well as doing all the domestic work. That’s the whole point.

[ruinedchildhood]

Smartest gangster in Gotham

[ruinedchildhood]

[austenchanted]

that’s it. that’s the movie.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[stream]

Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[closet-keys]

I use this scene to explain implicit bias to people. his first instinct is to assume the aliens are violent and the girl is innocent, but instead of acting on those assumptions he takes time to recognize his bias, look at the situation again, and then act. 

[chandlerbings]

[discreet45]

[bloodmancerr-deactivated]

i never want context

[curlicuecal]

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

[kyraneko]

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

[anxious-but-whatever-deactivate]

Whatthehickityheck

[genofattolia]