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[tokengothfriend]

short and stoat

[krabby-kronicle]

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[daily-dose-of-doggo]

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[this-is-me-irl]

Me_irl

[urdone-urdone]

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this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull 

[hershey]

“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up

[ivy-michaels]

Actual transcript from Overwatch Dev Meeting

Alright, folks! Today we’re gonna *rolls dice* buff *spins wheel* Torbjorn’s *throws dart at board* highlight intros.

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[echoesfromtheabyss]

sharing again for video

[ivy-michaels]

THIS IS GOLD OMG

[thefleshmustgrow]

[peteneems]

[weeniebagel]

Happy mothers day

[unrestricteddeimos]

Luigi did you lay this egg

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

I’m really sorry that I’m such a bad texter!!!! And a bad e-mailer, call-backer, Skype IMer, discord IMer, tumblr chatter, twitter DMer, Facebook messenger, Friendster friend, friend in general, lover, writer, blogger, farmer,

[historicalllama-blog]

playing Life is Strange

max: *breathes*

notice: THIS ACTION WILL HAVE CONSEQUENCES

[hamotzi]

more shibas!

[toshio]

[char-la-lana-blog]

I’m the top left for sure XD

[kazuhiras]

[jintigoat]

date someone who looks at u the way this goat looks at u

[knowwhatimeme]