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❛ All you do is cry - all day all night, when do your rest ?❜ {i remember seeing you wanted to interact but i couldn't think of a good way to open... so goofy angst meme starters it is? laughs }

Angst/Drama starter meme

-“Says who? I ain’t one fer cryin’ much.”

-”Who are ya anyway..? Comin’ up ta me like this, ya better have a good reason.” *Wally eyed the dog-like toon with suspicion.*

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“Someone who can’t get a wink of sleep at night because the solo a capella of a grown man wailing is bursting my eardrums.”

“If it is not you, as you say, who is it? It was coming from this direction, and this one wants to rest.”

#bless #in coffin #tomb raiding #bird0fbravery

Hello!,I have a Cuphead verse and I would love to rp with rams sometime with you if that's ok?,I really like your character they really interest me!

{ I’m glad you like him! ‘ v ‘ Although, that said, would you mind if I saw a little more information on your cuphead verse ocs first? I’d like to make sure that we’d be on the same page there. }

#not that i have anything against batim but it does definitely differ in tone #out of coffin #inky-chimera

"Three little words"(Belle)(@thedevilsgal)(i feel like I'm too late,but like Hey ouo)

if anything i am the late one

“It is all...dark.”

#in coffin #THANKS FOR SENDING IN SORRY FOR TAKING 20 YEARS #Anonymous

also! a few days late because i am an exhausted depression woman but here’s @madnesstomymethod‘s Pandora, as promised! sorry for the wait, hope she looks ok

#ALRIGHT time to. stop being a lazyass the minute i come home #out of coffin

ooc psa

hello!

the mun has had quite a few stocking shifts over the past few days in light of the holiday buying season coming up, and is a bit tired. if you scope me online at times like this, i’m not ignoring you! i just have no energy rn even tho i took like 4 consecutive naps... and want to browse instead of interacting lmao.

#also @ graciemun thank u for making such a sweet reply @ my art post it made me day #out of coffin #rhy speaks

cobwebsandsheepswool:

“…We may have just met, and such an awkward meeting is may be, but I thank you for your advice…”

{🕷️} She seems to have gotten less nervous after letting out those words! Maybe she was trying to bottle those words up for as long as only she could remember, only for the bottle to explode within a strange case of utter anger.

“I will have to practice then, yes?”

“Correct. Asserting oneself is a skill like any other, when one does not naturally come practiced.”

He seemed rather satisfied with the results, whatever the case.

“...Though the timing of any lesson matters little. What matters is that there was benefit. Awkwardness, too, matters little in the grand scheme.”

You could at least apologize you ass

#congrats on your child's first dishing out #in coffin #cobwebsandsheepswool

the-queen-bees-knees:

“I DID. Unlike OTHER people, I get INVOLVED in my kingdom’s happenings. I participate whenever possible, I make sure everything’s running smoothly, I do damn near EVERYTHING around here- If it wasn’t for me, this hive wouldn’t even EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE. If I left it unattended, it’d SWIFTLY collapse without somebody to lead by example. Nothing would EVER get done. I’m ALWAYS getting my gloves involved in everything and anything that happens in the hive- Because if I don’t, shit doesn’t get FINISHED.”

“And yes. If I was to fight you, I WOULD do it myself. I’m not the Queen in word alone. I’ve fought an ARMY- and WON. SO BUZZ OFF, AND DON’T EVER TRY TO MESS WITH ME EVER AGAIN.”

“While admirable in theory, when you phrase it like that, it sounds less like you are the queen and more the babysitter. Do try to have a little more faith in your commoners.”

“...And you are the one who started this conversation with this one, good queen. If you had not cut in to ‘mess with’ my affairs, we may have been having a civil conversation about how this one wished to invest heavily in your honey production. You presently have the sole monopoly, and this one still has a great deal of resources left from my glory days... which you may have learned was the meaning of my phrasing, had you shown patience over war.”

#chase this smug mug off #in coffin #the-queen-bees-knees

owo thwee widdle words????

where’s my gun emoji

“ᴵ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵘᵖ.”

#inquiries to the gods #in coffin #hartleygang

the-queen-bees-knees:

“I WORKED INCREDIBLY, UNBELIEVABLY HARD FOR EVERY SINGLE THING IN MY POSSESSION AND I PROMISE THAT IF YOU TRY AND TAKE IT FROM ME, I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE RUINED JUST LIKE YOUR KINGDOM WAS!”

“YOU HAD YOUR TURN BEING IN CHARGE! LEAVE ME BE, DAMN IT!”

“....You did? Or your people did?”

He let out a low scoff, thankful for the level of control he had over his avatar in this realm. Those comments might have been wince-worthy otherwise.

“If you are so convinced you could ‘ruin’ me with everything in your power, would that mean you would do it personally? Since, as you say, you worked for everything in your possession.”

#in coffin #the-queen-bees-knees

cobwebsandsheepswool:

{🕷️} Perhaps it was the ladle being pointed at her. Maybe it was the fact that she was being yelled at over some simple stuttering. She wasn’t sure as to which did it, but SOMETHING soon clicked in her mind, which results in her tossing her book to the ground,looking up to the sky, and shouting something you never thought she would say-

“YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PATHETIC, MYOPIC LOUT! AN IRREDEEMABLE AND UNIMPORTANT PARASITE INFLICTING TICK ON THIS EARTH THAT WASTES RESOURCES JUST BY LIVING ON THE SAME GROUNDS AS THE REST OF US!”

{🕷️} She’s fucking pissed, apparently.

“...Technically I am not living. But that was otherwise well executed, child. B+.”

He put his hands together in a small clap.

“Very ‘fierce’ as the youth say. Make use of more relevant insults combined with that volume, and you shall defeat your foes with ease.”

#local man continues to be a lout #in coffin

tonight’s mood apparently

#I'M SORRY HE'S BEING RUDE #out of coffin #knives cw ?

the-queen-bees-knees

( @historichustle )

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“That would be more appropriate were I a lady, good queen. I believe the term you seek is ‘bastard’. Not that that will improve your leadership.”

#i'm. so sorry #tomb raiding

cobwebsandsheepswool:

“Y-you wish for me to… Chi… Er…”

{🕷️} She blanked out for a few moments, quickly pulling out a book from seemingly nowhere and looking into it, muttering a few choice words to herself. She was NOT prepared for this, in case you couldn’t hell.

“Ah, you… You…”

{🕷️} Come on, spit it out-

“SPEAK TO THE HEAVENS, CHILD!”

There was... perhaps more passion that necessary in that phrase, but watching them stumble even with a book in hand... she needed a little incentive to let loose her rage, surely. He turned his scepter (a ladle?) over in his hand before pointing it in her direction.

“I am your enemy of a thousand years, the one who brought blight upon your lands and...took your mother on a very nice date and never called her again.”

He cleared his throat, turning the golden ladle over in his palm again

“Do you stammer in my face, or do you face me as a warrior?”

#i have we are number one stuck in my head now #in coffin #tomb raiding

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@historichustle [Oh boi]

“Well then! H-heck you too!”

{🕷️} Weeper doesn’t seem to be as good at getting angry as Shepher is. At least she tried her best before going into nervous stutters towards the other.

“Ve-very sorry.”

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“...”

He’d half a mind to apologize to resorting to such crude remarks off the bat - such was hardly befitting for royalty, after all - but this... this was just sad. He had to take responsibility here somehow.