Vive l'histoire

“The schoolboys called me l’evanté which means "one who does not know where he is, or what he is about." - Pierre du Ponceau

[lillersdabomb]

happy 1776 day all

[historycrack]

Dudes. What if I actually went to college for a history degree instead of game design. Bros what if I double majored in both? Jk I can barely afford to apply to a college for one of those. And that’s why I’m taking a gap year this year.

And that’s on the American Education system

[historycrack]

4 years later: I’m double majoring in Psychology and Anthropology with a certificate in foreign languages (German)

So yeah … slightly different plans but it be like that

[mcaelius]

[historycrack]

I’m stuck in FUCKING OHIO (thanks microsoft) ((i just want to go home from my sorority’s conference))

[historycrack]

Odysseus’ men need to stop killing random livestock that may or may not belong to a god/monster. Historically it doesn’t end well for them.

[historycrack]

I am this close 👌 to posting my dumbass annotations of The Odyssey (and also buying new copy of The Iliad too after I finish its audiobook)

[historycrack]

How the fuck do I spell “his” wrong twice the same way (hsi)

[historycrack]

I rather read the part of the Bible listening all the descendants and how long they lived, than the ship logs in the Iliad

[historycrack]

If Agamemnon has no haters, then I’m dead

Only person who liked him was his brother

[historycrack]

Minoans apparently: yeah you can have your boobs out, but Zeus forbid you show your legs and ankles

[historycrack]

Me and my best friend actually have a conversation on what fraturnity Ben Franklin would be in based on the fraturnity chapters on our campus.

This is what happens when you get two history nerds in the same sorority.

What are yall's guesses?

[historycrack]

are you still alive and down for the baron's harem discord because uwu

I’m alive I just haven’t been too active since Covid lockdown cause I was trying to graduate hs, then took a year and a half gap, and now I’m trying to survive university. I honestly completely forgot.

[historycrack]

Surprisingly, I’m still alive

[offonaherosjourney]

It's all fun and games until you remember that the King George III in Bridgerton/Queen Charlotte is technically the same King George III of Hamilton.

[historycrack]

Y’all

Guess who now has to analyze the lyrics and music of Hamilton in college for their English Comp II class years after their Hamilton phase.

Why

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[gingerweed-man]

Bahamas

Barbados

Belize

Botswana

Cyprus

Fiji

Grenada

Jamaica

Kenya

Kuwait

Malta

Nigeria

Qatar

Sierra Leone

Uganda

United Arab Emirates

Zambia

Zanzibar

Zimbabwe

These are some of the countries that directly won their independence from Queen Elizabeth directly. Not her ancestors, not her parents, her. Look at this list.

Hundreds and thousands of citizens from these nations were killed by her.

This isnt even all of them.

Good riddance, and return the shit you stole and shoved into your museum.