This is Like That Joke About the Broken Pencil

Pointless.

[tlirsgender]

If I was a plant I could photosynthesize and I'd say "I had a light breakfast ☀️"

[eatsleepcrap]

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

[eatsleepcrap]

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

[oilvla]

What does glue have to do with this

[eatsleepcrap]

i knew you’d get stuck there

[colonelfind-it]

a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards

[colonelfind-it]

an orchestra

[fourletterepithet-deactivated20]

NO

[newtonpermetersquare]

The behaviour of sound is fascinating

[badjokesbyjeff]

I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, “I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, “The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, “Cuz they’re still alive!”

[afeelgoodblog]

This makes me laugh

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

do you want to hear the absolute best fucking joke ever. why did the old man fall down the well

[dayasan]

I don’t know, why did the old man fall down the well?

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

BECAUSE HE COULDN’T SEE THAT WELL

[justbadpuns]

took me a minute

[mttm2015-deactivated20230514]

Hey what do you call a werewolf youtuber

[mttm2015-deactivated20230514]

A lycansubscribe

[justbadpuns]

yikes

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Op where’s the two

[pyromaniac-fairy-of-water]

I was about to ask where’s the 1 and then got the joke but where’s the two?

[justbadpuns]

ah you noticed that two

[justbadpuns]

this made me exhale loudly

[badjokesbyjeff]

I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”

Friend: “Ok shoot”

Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”

Friend: “I dunno what?”

Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Friend: I dunno what?

Click

[lyingnudieonthefloor]

THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.

[heedra]

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

[heedra]

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

[tredlocity]

what’s the difference between a collection of examples of an artist’s work and a diseased strong hold?

[tredlocity]

what’s the difference between a collection of examples of an artist’s work and a diseased stronghold?

[tredlocity]

one is a portfolio

[tredlocity]

and the other is

[tredlocity]

[grootficguy]

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia"and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck”.

[charlesoberonn]

My Arch Nemesis: Do you know why I challenged you to this duel?

Me: You want me to stop making puns.

My Arch Nemesis: You’re right.

My Arch Nemesis: I didn’t want to do this. I once considered you a friend. It didn’t have to come to this. But the puns have to stop.

Me: It really is the duelity of man.

My Arch Nemesis: *shoots me instantly*

[charlesoberonn]

Me: *holds my bullet-ridden intestines in place* It all lead to this.

My Arch Nemesis: Why *shot* Won’t *shot* You *shot* Die?! *shot*

[charlesoberonn]

Me:

[colonelfind-it]

a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards

[colonelfind-it]

an orchestra

[fourletterepithet-deactivated20]

NO