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Today I discovered the relationship between Alexander the Great and Hephaistion. Send help

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#gays six feet under #alexander being sadboi of history #like who wouldn't get depressed with your lover dying anyway #but alex was so gay he threw billions for his sugar baby

blappel

#alexander the great #hephaestion #alexander/hephaistion #because wtf #i know alexander was bisexual but that was because he had to get wives to conceive heirs

bloom-and-blood

someone asked me why i like classic history and mythology so much. idk there's just something in those war criminals that makes them so silly. i must protecc.

hitotito18

might i ask about your taste of men then💀

#greek mythology #mythology #greek history #ancient greece #you're doomed if you love these sadbois #or just blatantly hopeless romantic to the point you want a person to die dramatically for you #everyone wants that fr #but these gays though #achilles #alexander the great #HA #gayest of history

michaelmellsmum1-deactivated202

Sorry, i had to fix it.

hitotito18

WHERE'S THE LIE???????????????

#alexander the great #alexander 2004 #Alexander and Hephaestion #hephaestion #ancient greek #history #historians really did say they were just friends #like can you imagine that #bro literally killed himself slowly after his bff died #NO HOMIE WILL DO THAT TO THEIR HOMIE SO SUDDENLY #only defeated by Hephaistion's thighs my ass

whatifwekilledgodandwebothgirls

Ever so often when we hang out someone in the group will very casually mention alexander the great when talking about school or stuff like that , making at least five diffrent people , who were all previously having difrent conversations , from oposite ends of a room turn 180 degrees and start talking , with great vigor might i add , about how he was just fucking giving it to his childhood bff and his horse

hitotito18

ofc he will give it all to his childhood bff/boyfriend/soulmate/love of his life and his horse, have you seen those DADDY and MOMMY issues????