you can't die until i kill you

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[rootbeerfloats]

WHO IS BLAPPEL

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[ninjasmudge]

who the fuck is michael

[nociceptrix]

(coworker gets fired) Michael has fallen

[blappel]

no vioence in michaelball

[blappel]

hey guys my names michael. bet you thoguht i was going to kick that ball huh. well youre wrong. that would be cruel and violent. to the ball.

[blappel]

ok so ill be the michael and you be the ball

[blappel]

does anyone wanna plauy michaelball with me

[contemptible-scoundrel]

You're the Michael Sword.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

wield the Michael Sword

[worst-roommates-ever]

[loiswasadevil]

Yes i'll unfollow you for being Catholic

[brucespringsteencomments]

[spirityuri]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

such is the extraordinary power of the elf stones

[spamtonhater1997]

whats the definition of a Micheal

I DONT FUCJING KNOW ANY MORE MAN

[anchovy]

I really like it when horses look like this

[dogpuppy]

mr. beast in 2008