Johnny

don't show my irl friends this

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[crazy-brazilian]

[eightyonekilograms]

I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this, it’s exactly what I idly fantasize about when thinking “can’t we just do [X] at night with the cheap power?”

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[modernbritain]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[charl0ttan]

wait youre a tranny?? like from the porn i watch?? i mean the porn you watch??? pervert.

[filmphotofranz]

[beardedmrbean]

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Xiong et al. (2026)

[wtf-scientific-papers]

[‘Morphoraptor’ loosely translates to ‘bodysnatcher’, in honour of the 2007 song by Radiohead in the album In Rainbows, which author SS listened to hundreds of times while preparing this manuscript.]

Srivastava & Nesbitt (2026)

[wtf-scientific-papers]

[The Poison Pen: How Confident Are We About Iocane?

Samuel J Stellpflug, Jon B Cole, Eric J Lavonas]

[Please note that the authors of this Poison Pen do not have personal concerns with iocane exposure as we used our heartbroken years on a pirate ship to build up immunity to the poison on the off chance we might be presented down the road with a battle of wits to the death with a Sicilian who has kidnapped our long lost loves.]

Stellpflug et al. (2014)

[wtf-scientific-papers]

[You should look a gift ungulate in the mouth: Using 2D occlusal cheek tooth morphology to study the evolution of molarization in ungulates]

Ashbaugh et al. (2026)

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[louisegluckpdf]

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

[louisegluckpdf]

for reference.