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I just repost things that I like idk, sometimes i try to be of worth Also mcyt fan things, especially whenever there's a life series on

[anexperimentallife]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[pseudomasochist]

I have started unironically doing this. It is DEVASTATINGLY effective. You make friends SO easily.

Stop wishing people would do this and be the person who does this.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[regalbunnicorn]

“Listen kid, red players and blue players have been mortal enemies since the beginning of time”

*camera cuts to a red player and a blue player leashed to each other, making out, touching boobs, etc*

[regalbunnicorn]

*stepping out of FNM covered in hickeys*

“I think Izzet might be too good in Standard right now.”

[regalbunnicorn]

[hixiv]

the evil and intimidating vivi ornitier

[thehumantrampoline]

This is your reminder today that Irene Adler in the original Conan Doyle story is literally not a criminal. She never commits a crime.

[thehumantrampoline]

Nor is she a seductress in any kind of negative or manipulative sense - she has a mutual relationship with a powerful man who then breaks up with her, and afterwards she keeps protection against him in the form of evidence that the relationship existed. She HAS blackmail material, she even waves it at him threateningly because he treated her like shit, but she never even uses it.

Irene Adler is not a thief, femme fatale, or blackmailer. She's just a cool lady that wants to be left alone.

[thehumantrampoline]

@delphi-star You do recall correctly!! She does not give a shit about that man! She's happily married! She tipped him for being a witness at her wedding!

If your Sherlock Holmes adaptation has a character whose identifying qualities are that she is a seductive criminal in love with Holmes, you have created a character that is basically the literal opposite of Irene Adler and you should name her something else.

[tzikeh]

She's also -- and I cannot stress this enough -- from New Jersey. IMO this is the single most important detail missing from all the adaptations -- IRENE ADLER IS FROM NEW JERSEY.

Please just once in my life I would like to see this adapted faithfully it would be the funniest fucking thing ever.

[morganaspendragonss]

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

[rubynye]

adding @glorious-spoon 's astute tags:

#bury your gays and women in refrigerators and the black guy dies first are all about treating marginalized people like props#to further the story of the (white straight male) protagonist#that's not the same thing as a tragedy! some stories are tragedies! whose story has weight and meaning - that's the question

[hixiv]

it's an odd evolution, because things like the trope of 'doomed yuri' and 'toxic yaoi' probably developed from the association of marginalised groups with either punishment or immorality - but then since that is the most experienced and explored narrative structure, real and interesting representation can often go down the same routes to craft a compelling character and presentation of ideas!

[hbbisenieks]

normal people in SF are fucking sick of every billboard being for AI slop

[anarchistmemedistro]

how to hack a bus stop ad

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[hixiv]

mmmmmmmmmmmm the classical balance of value between the chaotic violence and potential progress of active revolt

versus a simmering uncertain resistance

[stealingpotatoes]

Who’s your favorite character to draw?

(Btw I love your art so much!!! <3)

it’s probably mel medarda (my beloved) here's some unposted mel (my beloved)s <3

[hixiv]

I want like an intermediate 1 season mel arcane show that looks at what actually happened in season 2 because it was really crowed out ; _ ;

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[cherepashkadrabbles]

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

[hixiv]

it brings a tear to the eye

[barkingupthelittlewood]

can anyone else see my vision. hello.

[barkingupthelittlewood]

@veylocke-murderbox i hear you, i offer this amendment, tempered with the fear that one day soon, this polycule may grow to cover all of Seattle the entire server and beyond

[barkingupthelittlewood]

@fruitwanderer dear god the polycule is expanding at a rapid speed, at this rate... no one is safe

[barkingupthelittlewood]

@falsiesgf take my hand, look at me: if i ever make yaoi exclusive anything, feel free to pelt me with tomatoes. i do fear the polycule may be nearing unprecedented levels of strength that approach the political power of a small nation. if the metamours start unionizing, it's over

[barkingupthelittlewood]

hello @thefleshling thank you for your call. i am pleased to unveil the HD remaster of this godforsaken shitpost because things were getting a little out of hand and a little crunchy. we now have every single active hermit present and accounted for (if anyone has a better placement for jev please let me know)

[falsiesgf]

[barkingupthelittlewood]

dear @queer-enderdragon and @pomodoko thank you for your correspondence and for dragging my stupid ass back into the building again. you will find the latest iteration of The Chart below, as well as this update's patch notes. please know that i am scared. yours kindly, barkingupthelittlewood

[hixiv]

goddamn i am not educated

[qqchurch]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Texas Grants "Personhood" Rights To Certain Tumors, Parasites And Cancers

FIJMU News 7-28-26 by Terry Tomah

The Texas state senate has made history today with new restrictions, intended to prevent abortions, that require a mother to support any life growing within her. In a rebuke to all known medical ethics and common sense, which have always stated that a human being cannot be forced to maintain the life of another (including a fetus) the new Texas law will force women to care for and preserve the life of their tumors, tapeworms, and any potentially fatal carcinogenic growths.

According to State Senator Ted Z. Cruz Jr., "Naturally this applies only to women. As the crucibles of the next generation of potentially white babies, women must be subject to state scrutiny to ensure that no living human cells, however toxic or parasitic, can be in their hands to cease. This is not just my belief, but the word of God as given through his son, George Washington."

Though the law is blatantly illegal and will kill millions, the only hope against it comes from a lawsuit by the ACLU, which will take five years to be considered, ten to be denied and appealed, and will then only result in a $300 fine for Cruz whose net worth today is $70 billion, rather than any actual repeal of the law. Because that's how this country works now.

Protests are also already underway, and are being ignored with 99.89% efficiency by media and politicians alike. To be clear, this is all satire and I'm saying so in the article this time because y'all believed the "Texas Executes Baby" post:

[theveryworstthing]

the deceptively named Cradle Kelp is actually a type of mermaid that makes their home in kelp forests. little is known about them due to being on more of the eldritch ocean spirit side of the mermaid spectrum, but they seem to be harmless unless threatened (then they become VERY harmful) and intelligent enough to have an extensive sign language.

Fun Facts:

when resting they use their alarmingly strong grip to anchor themselves to the sea floor or nearby kelp stalks and let the rest of their body float free.

they love to go in shipwrecks and fiddle with buttons and levers and things that have interesting textures.

they have retractable claws.

if they feel like it they can comfortably leave the water for a few hours. so if you see trails of hand prints in the sand, don't worry about it :)

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[omegaverse]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

shlock brain hurt

[omegaverse]

not his name.

[empathviv]

shamrock going proper mental innit

[omegaverse]

not even his name.

[lime-lemon-drops]

shecock thoughts ache

[tomb-mold]

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

[vodka-and-fedoras]

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

[thombalan]