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danoriddler

babe wake up it's WILLEM WEDNESDAY

shinosarna

Is... is this ironic

Like I genuinely can't tell

danoriddler

hes hot and i would give him mad sloppy. can you tell now

forest-woman

laurierrose

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

6qubed

buying landlord paints should put you on a watchlist

imsopopfly

The first thing I did after moving in was paint my master bathroom turquoise. Guest bathroom got painted grey, but only because I made every piece of decor in there Batman- themed. Wanted to match the Batman color scheme but painting everything black would have made it too claustrophobic and after growing up in a yellow bedroom I never want a yellow wall anywhere in my house ever

6qubed

...I would like to see the Batman Room™, please

snailspng

Random PNGs, part 130.

(1. 6th century gold & garnet brooch, 2. Antique pocket sun dial, 3. Stained glass tulip teapot, 4. Hyperiid amphipod, 5. Celestial circle from c.1277-1286, 6. Gold & sapphire bat ring by Lalique, 7. Heart-shaped earrings from Tillya Tepe, 8. 19th century amethyst & emerald brooch, 9. Ammonite)

ampervadasz

Unmute !

takiki16

nonethefewer

this is the best response image ever

catilinas

everyone i've talked to about this has been completely unaware so: if you didn't know already, there's going to be a solar eclipse, with totality or coverage of 90% or more in some places, over a lot of europe, on august 12th 2026. in the uk it will start just after 6pm, and the maximum will be at 7:13pm.

here is a map of the path of the eclipse (from timeanddate)

get eclipse glasses if you want to look at it. it is not safe to look at through sunglasses. ok informative post over o7

ex-libris-craux

mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path 🥰 enjoy it for me, my lovelies!

makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

makingtrouble

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

livethroughtthis

Fiona Apple wearing suit of armor on a subway by Joe McNally

strange-aeons

Literally gonna be me omw to dashcon

wizardshark

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

wizardshark

good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.

removeoffthecraudestoppers

How dare you say poor people shouldn't exist in public

wizardshark

Sprints at you fast as fuck

preserving-tiktok

sunderwight

everybody in the notes like:

made-in-manetheren

This is the single best video of a loon I've ever seen. Do you people realize how rare it is to see them that close? How rare it is to see them in that shallow of water? Incredible catch.