Hlagl

[hlagl]

Neither of us is leaving this room until you answer my question

What if he changed his name to "Gmail Nanjiani?"

[hlagl]

Guy who has eyes, but NOT to see: There are no cathedrals anywhere.

[hlagl]

Reverse Turkish ice cream guy who approaches you out of nowhere and leaves you holding dozens of ice cream cones. If you attempt to pay him, he deftly returns your money every single time

[kittensnax]

you won't begin to believe how much I pace my house going "I like dry food! I like playing with shoelaces!" like I spiritually am this cat

[hlagl]

Modern-day remake of Catch Me If You Can where the FBI agent eventually realizes Frank is a child because he's writing fake checks under the name Pomni Skibiditoilet

[averyterrible]

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

[averyterrible]

maladaptive suicidal ideation: "i'm going to kill myself"

productive, growth mindset: "i'm going to steal all the instruments from Musictown!"

[hlagl]

If Ramb (Deltarune Chapter 3) and Lin-Manuel Miranda (Real Life) fell in love their ship name would be RambLin-Man

[puchidol-deactivated20150318]

[hlagl]

Scariest Creepypasta Imaginable:

A copy of Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa where the incoherent grandma concludes her mumbles not with "Christmas," but with "Halloween."

[hlagl]

YOU: Does this to me

ME:

[circadianrhythmofthekiller]

day 253 - BB is now on the Switch and PS5!

[matterzone]

Being chased down by murderers in dark corridors - A new form of art perhaps?

[hlagl]

Oh, you realized you have free will and you can do whatever you want? I'm not impressed. I can do whatever I want, despite not having free will.

[hlagl]

A Person Who Has No Influence Outside of Making Good Posts: The “self” is an illusion.

Me: Hm! Interesting! I love to have my perspective broadened!

A Billionaire: The “self” is an illusion.

Me: Uh oh! UH OH!

[hlagl]

Running a Cozy Tea Shop in Another World; Specifically a World in Which Cozy Tea Shops Are the Primary Venue For Bloody Combat, Political Intrigue, and Explicit Sex

[hlagl]

Ever since I put that "We're Suckin' Dick!" sign in my window, German job applicants keep knocking on my door

[hlagl]

Just watched the Lock Shooting Lawyer's newest video. Another W! How DOES he do it